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AHH it’s Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead time!!!!
When I said every song this ep slapped I forgot about big spender
That one just slaps you across the face six times in succession
I just realized there’s really not that many people in the cafeteria? Does McKinley have another cafeteria? We know there’s an outside space? Are most kids there?? Where is the student body?? How big is this school????
William Schuester I am begging you to stop talking about the sex life of you and a coworker to your superior in the workplace.
Lima bean scene Lima Bean Scene LIMA BEAN SCENE
I just want Rivals and Lovers Klaine is that too much to ask?
Kurt why did you take the pamphlet why did you take the pamphlet
I really love how the opening JBI montage covers most of the main plot lines that will show up repeatedly over the season. It’s so simple and effective and funny
Does anyone else think about how Stay Stay Stay by Taylor Swift is what Finchel is trying to be, and is, at its best moments?
An update on my Bridgerton AU, my hand may have slipped and made Sue Sylvester the Queen of England
So ummm... what if I... kinda maybe accidentally cast a Bridgerton AU for Glee
Kurt and Blaine breaking up was absolutely necessary for them to realize what they actually wanted in partners and for Kurt to finally sit down and process everything they had been through
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Is Brittany S. Pierce a Klaine shipper?
I have a very elaborate personal headcanon about this…we know from the wedding episode that Brittany apparently looked up to Klaine during high school and felt like they were inspirational for her.
Now, one might say that this makes no sense. Brittany was encouraging Santana to come out way before Kurt and Blaine got together. But here’s what I think. She didn’t find Klaine inspirational, she found Kurt inspirational. Kurt was the first out gay kid at McKinley and paved the way for Santana to be accepted. And so all she wants is for Kurt to be happy, and since Kurt truly wants to be with Blaine, she tries to make that happen.
When Brittany heard Dave and Blaine were moving in together, she knew that it that news would hurt Kurt, so she went out of her way to decorate the room in the most garish way possible to show Blaine and Dave what a farce their relationship was and further the cracks in a more subtle way.
So, she tells Kurt that he needs to move on, because she cares about him and doesn’t want him to spend his time being depressed and moping around over Blaine, but at the same time she is actively working to sabotage Blainofsky’s relationship so that they can eventually get back together.
Sue says in the wedding episode that “we” - not I, we - “have conspired to deceive and manipulate and, yes, imprison you briefly.”
Now, I took that as further evidence that she and Brittany were working together to bring the two of them back together. Sue did it in a more outright way, with the bear cub and the elevator, but Brittany was a little more sneaky about it.
We know that Sue locked Kurt and Blaine in the elevator for 24 hours. However, for most of those hours, Sue was in the auditorium for the Invitationals competition. So who was controlling the Sue puppet? My theory - it was Brittany.
I also headcanon that Brittany was the one who manipulated the dating app to have Kurt match with an old man, so that Kurt didn’t end up in some other relationship that would be harder to break up once she got Blaine to fall in love with Kurt again. We know she’s good at math and coding, so it is entirely in the realm of possibility that she would be able to control the dating app in order to accomplish that.
In conclusion, Brittany is a genius, loves Kurt, and will do anything to make him happy. And if that means partnering up with Sue to get Klaine back together, than so be it.
And yes, I have spent far too much of my time thinking about this. Sue me (no pun intended).
Nightbird!Blaine meets Music Meister from The Flash.
Art by u/gaybrahamtwinkin on Reddit, drawn for Darren Criss’s birthday! Posted with permission.
So I’ve been reading Loving Arms by @heartsmadeofbooks and it’s fantastic, obviously. And I’ve been saying for like 6 chapters, “who’s gonna show up and ruin everything” and like every time a new character was introduced I’m like “ah yes here’s comes pain” and I was right at least once. And now we’re at the big party scene and I knew the second they decided to put it off something bad was gonna happen. I was waiting for like Rachel or someone else from McKinley to show up and recognize Kurt, but NOPE ITS WORSE
Elliott “Starchild” Gilbert for Adam Lambert’s birthday.
Art by u/gaybrahamtwinkin on Reddit. Reposted with permission.
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So I haven’t watched the glee project but what do you mean that current Broadway Elphaba, Lindsay Pearce, lost to fricken Rory and Joe and that TONY AWARD WINNING Ali Stroker lost to freakin Ryder????
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1 • 2x18 - Born This Way
“Won’t Quinn be mad at you sitting vigil at my bedside?” “...well I’m standing”
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2 • 2x06 - Never Been Kissed
“Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt”
Kurt?
Hi! I did Kurt in a post earlier but I’m proud of this one so here it is again!
Kurt’s mom was absolutely Aphrodite. He doesn’t have charmspeak but he definitely has some of the natural beauty of Aphrodite kids. His “powers” also somewhat come from Aphrodite’s origin as a war goddess. Really all he can do is leave a battle/sing-off without a hair out of place. Sometimes he gets upset at how useless his powers feel compared to others, but he still loves his mom and he and Burt always knew who she was.
And I’ll add more on because yes. Most of the kids in the Aphrodite cabin never bullied him for being gay because they understand that love is love, but a lot of them were very petty about the fact that he was competition. When they were younger teens they probably helped some of the bullies break into his stuff. On a happier side of things the perfume thing is still a thing in this universe. And it was a gift from Aphrodite. It’s infused with mist so Kurt could use the perfume to stay with his father longer before going to CHB and so he can go back during the school year. The monster attacks aren’t great for his heart but he joined a support group for parents of demigods and that’s where he met Carole!
I love how much dancing Tina and Kurt and Mercedes get to do in season 1. Especially because later they’re all made fun of and insulted for their lack of skill, or called lazy.
I mean like Kurt had his little Single Ladies video that Tina was also involved in. And Tina was working on her own dance number during Dream On. And Mercedes got to dance some during Bust Your Windows, as well as be part of the flash mob with Kurt and Tina during Safety Dance
And who were they dancing with?? Umm, Brittany, Mike, Matt, etc. The ones we’re told are the best dancers on the show. And they all manage to keep pace with them. And I know it’s not the same for Mercedes cause both hers were fantasy sequences but still. Sure the dances were nothing close to, say, winning first place in a big televised dance competition or anything, but they knew she had moves. I mean they wrote her into these numbers and she wasn’t standing still
But nah it was easier to make fun of Kurt’s common moves and say Tina could barely pick up the most generic dances and give Mercedes nothing to do and then call her lazy (: Anyway if anyone ever wonders why season 1 is my fave season then one reason is because my fave characters weren’t being treated like pure horseshit yet. Those things are very related
Also semi unrelated and I’m not like trying to shit on Naya or anything but the way they told us Santana was one of the best dancers was the same way they told us Finn was the best male vocalist in the group lmao. Like girl where were you during Bust Your Windows huh?? I swear I saw some gifset of the scene where Santana makes fun of Kurt’s three signature moves but instead it’s just Santana’s three signature moves of like. Waving her arms over her head, doing her weird little arm pump thing, and slapping her own ass lmao. But nah I mean she’s good but not like Mike and Brittany good
A Kurt and Blaine Fan’s Very Serious Guide to Glee
Are you a fan of Kurt, Blaine or Klaine? Are you thinking about rewatching Glee and aren’t sure what episodes to savor and what episodes to skip? Well – I have just the guide for you.
Season 1
Pilot: Introduction to the show. Apparently, Kurt is not the main character, or the secondary main character. Blaine does not exist. Kurt sings Mr. Cellophane and is sassy. He also gets thrown in a dumpster.
3/10 Stars**
(Stars are based on how much Kurt and/or Blaine are in the episode, and have no bearing on quality of the episode. Y’all should know that I’m good with my scientific evaluation of these episodes by now.)
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Sam, blaine and Tina :)
Pie!!
Sam is a child of Hermes. Travel and all that. And also with the Hermes cabin in the PJO books being where all the unclaimed kids go I can just imagine older brother! Sam in full action comforting all these kids with songs on his guitar. He doesn’t get much in the way of powers but he’s great to have on long car rides.
Blaine is in my post with Kurt and Mercedes
Tina! This one I had fun with. I think it would be fantastic if she was the daughter of Hades. Like come on the goth Tina we should have had more of. And she can totally shadow travel and sense death and things like that. I also think it’s appropriate for her to be one of the most powerful demigods here because Tina Cohen Chang deserved better!
for the glee/greek gods ask —> Quinn!
Quinn is the daughter of Athena no contest. She is so smart and plans out a large portion of her life. Also that weird blonde hair thing from the PJO books works so that’s fun. I also think that after Beth was born (maybe the s3 ish time of this universe?) she chose to join the Hunters of Artemis and swear off romance forever because she is a strong independent woman and should.
Kurt, Blaine, & Mercedes for your ask thing! If you don't mind doing so many at a time lol
Not at all! I’m excited to answer! Okay so...
Kurt’s mom was absolutely Aphrodite. He doesn’t have charmspeak but he definitely has some of the natural beauty of Aphrodite kids. His “powers” also somewhat come from Aphrodite’s origin as a war goddess. Really all he can do is leave a battle/sing-off without a hair out of place. Sometimes he gets upset at how useless his powers feel compared to others, but he still loves his mom and he and Burt always knew who she was.
Blaine’s father is Apollo. He’s just a child of sunshine and that’s literally Apollo’s shtick. He got his musical ability from Apollo and a very small level of healing powers. Blaines got a little bit of bitterness for how Apollo left his mother to fend for herself after ditching them but he doesn’t really hold grudges all that well.
Mercedes I also said was a child of Aphrodite. I think she has the absolute smallest level of charmspeak and it only comes out when she’s extremely passionate (typically when singing). She definitely struggled with her place among her siblings. It took a while for her to see herself as as beautiful and powerful as the rest of them. Because some of her siblings are mean, but Aphrodite definitely at one point told her how beautiful she is. Because Mercedes is the real goddess here tbh
Send me a character from Glee and I’ll tell you who their (Greek) godly parent is!
NEWSIES S6 Style
Katherine Plummer: Jane Hayward
Jack Kelly: Mason McCarthy
Davey Jacobs: Skylar Warbler
Les Jacobs: Myron Muskovitz
Crutchie: Spencer Porter
Spot Conlon: Clint (Vocal Adrenaline, I know it’s not the right club I don’t care it would work really well)
Joseph Pulitzer: Rodrick Meeks
And I’m struggling with Medda Larkin but no on could pull her off but Jane, and Jane deserves to be Katherine so maybe they bring back Mercedes or Santana like they did for Grease.
All the other ensemble roles are filled by Warblers and other left over members of ND (Alistair). Kitty and Madison are both dancers in the theater scene and Kitty is Pulitzers secretatry, and Madison is the walker on the street that Jack (Mason) approaches and gets shot down by.