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boredzum-671

2 months ago

I really wanna join but I’m so busy 🥲

CT-9075: 79’s Stealth Report
One of the bartenders is overfilling a drink, and I can’t blame him. There’s a woman leaning over the bar with nothing on her chest except...is that blaster grip tape? Yeah, that sure looks like tape crisscrossing her, um...nipples. Kriff. No wonder his face is turning as red as her lipstick. It’s all hanging no more than half a meter from the eyes bugging out of the poor guy’s head. She’s got platinum-blonde hair that’s shorter in the back, black ankle boots and thigh stockings, some kind of see-through red shawl, and a black bodysuit that isn’t covering much except her torso. I highly doubt the bartender has noticed any of it with what’s bouncing in front of his eyes. I think she’s instructing him on a drink. Extending recording range...
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“Okay, barkeep. Listen up! I never repeat myself, and I’m not starting for you.

First, you’re gonna give me an ounce of rum, The Kowakian…yeah, Top shelf, what do I look like? A splash of Spotchka next and then another splash of Blue Sohncao.

Then throw in some sweet and sour, a little simple syrup…okay, a lot of simple syrup.

Then fill it almost all the way with fire pineapple juice, top it with whatever citrus juice you got…wait, what do you got? Oh, oh no. Let me call my driver, he’ll be here with something actually consumable in a few minutes.

Keep one of these babies in my hand all night and you’ll get a nice big tip, mmkay?”

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I heard someone order something similar earlier. They called it a Blue Ga’haiian. I can just barely see a cocktail cheat sheet behind the counter for that one from where I’m sitting. It calls for:

¾ oz Light Rum
¾ oz Vodka
½ oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Sweet and Sour
3 oz Pineapple Juice
Citrus Juice
Simple Syrup

Tahny's favorite drink is called a Blue Ga'haiian, named from her home world but containing very little of their actual exports. She often has to instruct the bartender how to make it and so she might as well share the recipe with you all.

Blue (Ga)Hawaiian

¾ oz Light Rum

¾ oz Vodka

½ oz Blue Curacao

1 oz Sweet and Sour

3 oz Pineapple Juice

Citrus Juice

Simple Syrup

Non Holo version under the cut where you can see everyone better, but spec that alt text babes. Wouldn't want to miss the details.

Tahny's Favorite Drink Is Called A Blue Ga'haiian, Named From Her Home World But Containing Very Little

Okay, lets see if I can remember everyone. Left to Right, starting with Mad.

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clarareberosen

3 months ago

Do you know what's missing? Crosshair that got tangled in a ball of threads.

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