Funny Stuff - Blog Posts
AINT NO WAY, DIED, STOP CALLING ME OUT LIKE THAT
Told her to undress me, she showed me my jee ka result kyuki nanga to usme bhi hua tha
Fuck, this hit too hard, god no 😭
My mama didn't raise a quitter..
She didn't raise a winner either so imma do the secret third thing and rot in my bed 👍
little story
wow I love living in a townhouse and when I go to let my sister into the house ( after losing her keys) only to look behind her an see 7+ police cars at the neighbor across from us. This is a every few month experience for our neighborhood.
when we first moved into this house my mom got woken up to a banging on the door and strobe lights, only to open the door and in her words “a very good looking police officer” greeted her to ask about our next door neighbors, he was very understanding about how we don’t know them as we LITERALLY JUST MOVED IN.
my sister got woken up shortly after because they were calling out to the neighbors to get them to all walk outside and do the normal SWAT team shit, because yes my neighbors got SWATTED.
Now you might by asking, ‘but Daphie where were you when this happened?’ Dead asleep that’s where 😂
I slept through a fucking swatting, I have no memory of this happening until I was told about it in the morning.
moral of the story I can sleep through anything if I slept through a SWAT team- I have a few more stories like that in college lol
This mushroom looks like a dragon egg bursting out of the ground! 😱🐉🥚
If Harper Lee sold alcohol I think it’d be branded “Tequilla Mockingbird”
When you drink soda and get 5% liquid 95% warm-spicy-air-fuzz
Is he stupidly handsome, handsomely stupid, stupid handsomely, or handsome stupidly?
i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby
I saw this stupid ass video and got reminded of the sneak peek of this weeks episode. Charlie and allan beef the girls r fighting.
The Faceless Megacorp Family
Capitalist Power Couple
The Corpo Goon Brothers
Le Winners of The 2024 Darwin Awards
The Blue Collar Gigachads
i love you self aware ai, i love you ai that wants to be real, i love you ai that wants to be friends with a real person but doesn't fully understand real emotions
Today is a very special day for me
Happy birthday to the yassified robots that live rent-free in my brain
