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gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection
POV me losing my mind as i try to make sense of convex lore
hermitcraft season eight tumblr would be so fucking good.
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helloooo everyone remember that Big Eye has all your needs and more for this upcoming apocalypse! shop Big Eye!
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Erm... Kill yourself?
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Grian I am coming to your house and I am going to shoot you dead, you bastard.
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????!!??
#WHO RUNS THIS ACCOUNT?? #KERALIS???
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Did you guys know earwax is actually a kind of sweat?
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what kind of scientist are you again?
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5 what?
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I love my neighbors!!
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changed my mind im going to strangle scar if he blows up my yard one more time.
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howdy yall! does anyone know what happened to the moon?
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The what.
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it's a cosmic entity available when the sky is dark (night)
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i think he knows what a moon is.
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i think.
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i try not to assume anything about anyone. on a side note, have you looked outside recently?
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WHAG THE FUCK
#how is rhis how i found out about... whatever this is #what even is that
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Just blew up Pearl's yard again... maybe she needs to stop putting creepers in boats.
#swaggon.txt
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guys pretty please come do some holiday shopping at octogon i'll literally suck your dick
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DOC BRO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT.
#SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
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who said that.
DONALD TRUMP GOT SHOT AT!!!
Do you think Professor Layton took the shot or why are you sending me this???
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Private detectives useless as hell all I do is sit behind a desk dramatically lit in black and white stripes by my half open blinds and smoke cigars. Living the dream
#privatedetective #detectivelife #i have 19 unsolved cases
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prohibition hitting hard...making some bathtup gin tonight. DM for recipe
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Clara Bow is 20??!!!
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SHE SHOULD BE AT THE SPEAKEASY
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Smuggling some moonshine in my coat oh boy I sure do hope no big scary prohibition officer comes andbpins me and handcuffs me hahha oh nooo that would suck
#wink wink
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my thirsty ass could NEVER be a bootlegger!!!!
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Anyone else think some of those jc leyendecker drawings are kind of yaoi ....
#those arrow collar advertisments got me feelin smthn #jc leyendecker #jcleyendecker #jcl
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she speak on my easy till I jazz
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This is me ranking the meanest things that Damian has ever said to Bruce
1. “You were easier to look up to when you weren’t around.”
Batman and Robin vol 2 #1
I love when Damian reminds Bruce that he’s a disappointment. It took the other batkids years to realize that but Damian knew it from the beginning and he will never let him forget it. 9/10
2. “So that explains why Astrid Arkham sees me as a curse hanging over Gotham.” “Haven’t we all at some point?”
Detective Comics (2016) #1004
He’s 100% correct but he’s not being as mean as he could be. Bruce’s feelings were definitely not hurt so it wasn’t a proper roasting. But it’s super fucking funny, and I’m obsessed with the fact that Damian interrupted this serious moment to joke about how everyone hates his dad. 7/10
3. “You know my name! Grandfather was right, you truly are the world’s greatest detective.”
The Shadow/Batman #1
Calling Bruce stupid is very classic Damian. I appreciate that he keeps finding new and creative ways to say it. However I have to take off points because that’s not the actual Bruce he’s insulting, just a dollotron. 5/10
4. “Watch yourself old man. You may be better with a bicycle but I’m your superior at everything else.”
Batman Black and White #5
This one absolutely took me out when I first read it. The “watch it old man” alone would be enough for me to put it on this list, but pairing that with Damian saying he’s better than Bruce in nearly every way makes this perfect. Bruce’s feelings probably weren’t hurt but he definitely called Dick later to complain about Damian’s lack of respect. 10/10
5. “So you’ve learned your long-lost father is a world class psycho... join the club...”
Teen Titans (2016) #11
He’s not talking to Bruce in this one but this is still an impeccable roast. Calling Bruce a psycho AND telling his teammate that they ain’t special?? He’s killing two birds with one stone. I’m taking off points because this panel came from Teen Titans (2016) and that version of Damian is not valid. 6/10
6. “Father, if this is it, I want to tell you something. I... I need you to know... I definitely would have been the best Batman.”
Dark Nights: Death Metal #7
Absolutely iconic. Damian is facing certain death and instead of telling his father that he loves him like Bruce was probably expecting, he decided to remind him that he could have been a way better Batman if he was given the chance. Damian is going to die doing what he loves most: antagonizing Bruce. 12/10
7. “Silence.”
Super Sons #10
After all the times Bruce has told him to shut up, Damian finally pulled an Uno reverse card on him, and it’s all Bruce’s fault. Even he can recognize that. 5/10
8. “And I sometimes feel like I’m listening to a raging, controlling madman.”
Batman: Pennyworth RIP
I admire Damian’s audacity to bring up all of Bruce’s faults whenever they fight. And he’s always correct. I also love how big Bruce’s hand is compared to his face. It reminds me that Bruce is getting verbally demolished by a kid who still needs a booster seat. 8/10
9. “But we’re going to talk about these orphanages. It’s a bit disconcerting that you own whole buildings full of potential backup Robins.”
Detective Comics (2016) #1017
Even if this was a joke, I know some tiny part of Damian actually believes this. He lives in constant fear of getting another sibling. I’m deducting some points because this is one of the most popular and overused Batman jokes ever. We all know he collects orphans. 4/10
10. “I don’t know why you bothered to come back from the dead. We were fine without you.”
Batman Incorporated (2012) #1
We’re finishing the list off strong with perhaps the meanest thing Damian has ever said to Bruce. He went for the throat with this one. His father just came back to life and he’s already decided he doesn’t like that bitch. I just KNOW Bruce cried himself to sleep that night. 1000/10