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I totally agree with this

Why is the Red Baron Pizza mascot this guy

and not Baron Manfred von Richthofen 

What even is this

THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY.

do u know how the useless lesbian thing started

It’s a reference to this Tumblr post:

As for how it became associated with Carmilla, I’m not sure. The joke was already established when I entered the fandom. I assume it has something to do with Carmilla failing to seduce Laura early on. Laura at first didn’t pick up on Carmilla’s flirtations, and later believed they were disingenuous and simply ploys to kidnap her.

UPDATE: 

@unlikely-course made this post on September 25: 

And talented artist @romans-art drew this on September 26, which probably helped establish the lore:

Followers, add more information if you’ve got it.