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needtobehisprettyboy

2 months ago

Viktor: I'm leaving—

Jayce: I'M PREGNANT AND ITS YOURS!!!

Viktor: I meant I'm leaving to get some more scrap metal.

Viktor: Hold on a moment . . . What do you mean you're pregnant? Did you magically get a uterus? A hex powered womb?

Jayce: Yes. . .

Viktor: Ah, that would explain it—WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YES?!

Baby trap him