Egg The Yolkster - Blog Posts

congrats on getting the sex number of followers!! 🎉🎉 for the 69 followers requests, may i request 🍳🐉 + 🎪 (any gender is fine)? maybe them getting lost in the moors? but any scenario is good! love ur art and eggerton and most especially ur dragon series and dragon pc!! genuinely like one of the coolest concepts i've seen and i got to know about monster hunter dragons through ur blog. i hope u have a great day at con!!

I made it as comedic as I could but my sense of humor isn't so suited for written works so uh! maybe it's funny maybe it's not (i tried so hard for u)

Thanks for participating in my ask event! I'm going to add all of these to AO3 at some point in some master work but idk when I'll have that set up—probably sometime next week! :) ty for ur very thorough support btw pinipig!! i always love seeing the tags u add to some of my posts lol

The event's ended by now, but I'll finish the current requests I've gotten!

Synopsis; Dragon betrayed by seemingly innocent yolker

Prompt: Egg & Dragon PC (Comedy) / CW: technical kidnapping (dragonnapping?) - Egg = GN, Dragon PC = Male (dice rolls)

Dragged Yolks

He has had it up to here with this little neon sign of a human being. Egg was a walking miracle, given the amount of potentially deadly shit they got themselves in on a daily basis. Get offered a ride to someplace for free by a stranger? They hop on in without question! Given a random drink or snack? They just say an innocent "thanks!" and dig right in! The beast that's been watching over Egg is overworked and underpaid. Granted, it wasn't a job be had to do, but he'd feel bad if something happened the moment he looked away. So, therefore, he's had his keen eyes on the absent-minded fellow.

"Could you not?" The dragon frowned deeply as the human hung ornaments and tassels from his horns. It wasn't even holiday season—it was the smack middle of summer. He's almost impressed that they had things like that on hand. It would've been almost impossible to just buy at this time of year, though he supposed they could've just dug it all up from storage. "Oh, you can speak?" Egg looked up at the dragon curiously as they paused their decorating.

"No." He bluntly responded, and while Egg looked befuddled, they didn't question it. Then, they continued decorating. "Hey. I said stop it." The dragon frowned deeply, but the yellow-haired fellow ignored him this time. "I'll bite you." Right as he moved to fulfill his promise, Egg stuck their tongue out at him, tugging his head back down to wrap more around his horns. "You told me you couldn't speak. So why would I listen to you? Clearly I'm just going crazy." They huffed back at him, and he wisely shut up for the rest of the horn-decorating.

When Egg was done, they let out a happy sound and stood up. "Come on! Let's go!" They urged him onto his feet, and he did with all the effort and grumbling of a grumpy old man with a bad back. "Go where?" He dared to ask, following after the human as they lead him through their house. It was a nice spacious place out near the farmlands, supposedly passed down to them by a deceased family member.

Egg didn't answer him as he was brought through the back door, past the yard, over the fence, and deep into the moor. With each step, he had a little less faith in the human's sense of direction. At one point, he was even sure they were in the bog, or beyond the town's half-assed borders, but their journey together ended at a big rock. Just... a big fuckin' rock in the middle of the moor. "Ta-da!" Egg smiled victoriously, as if they really did something. It was an impressive rock, honestly, but it was still just a rock. It wasn't even a sculpture or something. A completely earth-made, natural rock.

"I need you to stand on it and spread your wings out." They pointed up to the top of it, and the dragon stared at them blankly. "I refuse." He said that, but the innocent, expecting expression they had made him start climbing up the rock anyways. He teetered at the top of it and spread out his wings, looking down at the human curiously.

"So, what am I doing up here like this?" He asked. Egg looked up at him without answering and he sighed. "I can talk." "Woah! The dragon can talk! A talking dragon!" Egg laughed up at him, and he frowned deeply. Then, a giant shadow passed over the both of them. The human seemed unfazed, but he began to sweat.

"Don't tell me-" "I wanted to see the big bird-dragon that's been flying around for a few years now. I heard it liked shiny things!" Egg sounded very amused, though the dragon didn't appreciate being used as bait. A loud screech sounded from far above and he folded his wings in an instant, looking up at the foreboding shape in the sky. "I'm getting you back for this." He sighed as the figure dove down and grabbed him. He mentally cursed the human out as he got carried off into the moor.

the end :3c words : 696

69 followers ask event!

as a thank you for 69 followers (nice) i'll be doing a fun lil ask event

I'll write some short snippets (mini fanfics, basically) based on specific emojis/words.

All you have to do to participate is just send an ask with the relevant emojis/words, and I'll come up with something based off of them.

Emoji/word list -

Characters -

🍳 / Egg = Egg the Yolkster

🐉 / Dragon = Dragon PC

👤 / PC = Nameless PC/Reader

🐴 / Alex = Alex the Farmhand

🏧 / Avery = Avery the Businessperson

🐺 / BW = Black Wolf the Alpha

🔫 / Eden = Eden the Hunter

🪶 / GH = Great Hawk the Terror

🐭 / Kylar = Kylar the Loner

🎮 / Robin = Robin the Orphan

✝️ / P!Sydney = Sydney the Faithful

🛐 / C!Sydney = Sydney the Fallen

🚬 / Whitney = Whitney the Bully

Character add-ons -

🐲+ / Dragon! = Dragon version

♀️+ / AFAB! = AFAB version

♂️+ / AMAB! = AMAB version

⚧️+ / AIAB! = AIAB version

🚺+ / Fem! = Female version (she/her)

🚹+ / Masc! = Male version (he/him)

🚻+ / GN! = Gender Neutral version (they/them)

🐱+ / Cat! = Cat TF version

🐶+ / Wolf! = Wolf TF version

🦊+ / Fox! = Fox TF version

🐮+ / Cow! = Cow TF version

🐦+ / Harpy! = Harpy TF version

🕊+ / Angel! = Angel TF version

🦇+ / Demon! = Demon TF version

Genres -

⛅️ / Fluff - Wholesome content

🎪 / Comedy - Funny content

🍋 / Smut - Horny content

🪦 / Angst - Sad content

You're free to add as many add-ons to whatever characters you like, and give me scenario ideas too, but neither are required. If genders aren't specified I'm just gonna roll a d20 for each character involved and see what they end up as.

(example; 🐱+✝️, 🐶+🚬, 🍋 / Cat!P!Sydney, Wolf!Whitney, Smut.)

What's egg opinion of our Lord and savior black wolf? Does egg approve of bw mpreg? Does egg approve of EGG MPREG???

Black wolf mpreg nation out ❤

Hi again BW mpreg nation!! I was thinking abt BW mpreg and when I checked Tumblr again I noticed ur ask. I feel like I summoned you

Egg actually likes Black Wolf and the other wolves! They run into the wolf pack all the time, since their tree house in rather deep in the forest and they visit it often. Egg's probably even friends with Black Wolf, though Black Wolf would probably be nonplussed towards Egg. Unless the PC had Black Wolf and Egg as their chosen LIs, then they'd be some sorta lovers.

Now, Egg has a pretty big pregnancy/breeding kink (almost as big as Kylar's, but it's not their whole thing so it's not brought up often,) but it's like. doubled when it's mpreg. So they would be very happy if BW got mpregged, and probably try to baby BW during the whole pregnancy. Egg would probably also get beat up by BW bc BW doesn't like being treated like he's weak (Egg isn't even treating him like that but BW can't tell the difference)

And, of course, it should go without saying that Egg GREATLY approves of Egg mpreg. He fully expects the PC (or the other chosen LI) to knock him up so long as it's possible. Even if it's not, he certainly wants the PC/LI to try at least a couple dozen times. He'll even start taking those fertility pills or talking to a doctor about it. He takes mpreg very seriously

how did egg end up in the beautiful town of rapecestershire? is he locally grown or just really unfortunate to end up in the UK?

Egg was born and raised there! Granted, he wasn't raised with other kids so when he first started going to the public schools he had to change his vocab and mannerisms (he was picked on relentlessly the first couple years for being "boring" and "old man-ish.")

And because of that, Egg doesn't really know of or acknowledge the rapey-ness of Rapecestershire. He really just kinda thinks the town's a bit odd, and that there's probably some giant BDSM ring somewhere that attracts particularly rough horny people to the town. Egg is sheltered rather heavily, though not through religious means like Sydney (Egg has basically nothing to do with the temple or cult)

i needed to draw today anyways so i snuck in a quick doodle of what Egg could look like as a woman

egg the yolkster as a dragon LI but drawn a bit cleaner + slightly more thought out coloring

OC Vibes Game

Rules: post your OC and then 4 (or more) random pictures with no explanation to convey your character's vibe

Tagged by: @pinipig (tysm this was a lotta fun)

Egg the Yolkster;

I don't got nobody to tag for this so. everybody who sees this and wants to do it is now tagged by me

bonus pic of the bust i made specifically for this (without the color grading)

ty again i love making collages (ignoring that i'm not too great at them (I can't study them bc they overstimulate my poor eyes)) so it was a good excuse to make one for Egg lmfao

Egg the dragon is also the most precious dragon egg thing ❤ btw is egg like little tiny dragon like robin or large???? ❤❤

Black wolf mpreg nation out ❤

tyy i wanted to make them a cute dragon <3

and, Egg would probably be a decently large dragon (considering they're rather tall) so i'd place them between Sydney and Whitney on the dragon scale lmfao. so, not huge, but not what's considered a "small" dragon i'd edit the size comparison photo and send it with my response but apparently i only saved that as a .png instead of a program file so uh. oops. i'll have to redo that pic at some point so i can toy with it more in my art program lmfao

What is Egg’s driving style? Do they got a shot on getting on Britain’s Worst Driver?

Egg is... a relatively good driver. might get distracted every now and then by conversation or smth on the side of the road but they don't exactly break any driving laws. they're a goody-two-shoes at heart </3 unfortunate

that being said, Egg doesn't drive their own car (they either walk or get chaperoned around) so they'd probably be a very inexperienced driver. maybe a 1/10 chance of getting on Britain's Worst Driver, unless they really wanted a normal driver on the show to emphasize how bad the other contestants are

i didn't rlly draw this weekend soo enjoy this doodle

Egg the Yolkster as a dragon LI

egg part 2

the last pic of all the doodles also has some nsfw art that i don't wanna tempt Tumblr with so if u wanna see it in its full glory, go to the reddit version of this post lmfao

all of those doodles have extra art except Whitney bc the little shit was givin me issues