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Dream Smp ever after high au bbh

In my au bbh is like ginger bread house the son of the candy witch 

He loves to bake sweets but nobody wants to eat them because his heritage makes them scared to try any

One day Skeppy needed some pies for a prank he was going to pull so he went to bbh for help but didn’t tell bbh what he was going to use them for 

So when the prank happened bbh was angry because he was lied to and was told that they would be eaten and enjoyed 

Skeppy felt kinda guilty for how he hurt bbhs feelings so he made up for it like only Skeppy could 

by impersonating someone and holding a baking contest then going back to bbh and convincing him to give Skeppy a second chance and getting him to make his specialty muffins 

He entered the contest as someone else with bbhs muffins and won 

Bbh was embarrassed and even more angry then before because he was fooled for a second time and Skeppy took the credit for bbhs hard work but then Skeppy did something that surprised bbh he told everyone the truth 

Everyone loved his cooking so much that they forgot there fear bbh cried and from that day onwards he and Skeppy were inseparable best friends  just like how they became friends irl

dream Smp ever after high au Karl

I think Karl would be the next Alice his mom returned home from her adventure and grew up then had a kid who was Karl 

He grew up listening to his mother’s stories then when he he got older he fell down a hole and just like Alice found himself in a magical world and rolled with it

Everyone thinks he’s weird because he doesn’t know about stuff that’s common knowledge 

His mother never told him she was Alice so he thinks he doesn’t have a destiny because of that he is very secretive and he try’s to hide it from everyone because he thinks that if he were ever to be found out he would be expelled 

In his free time and during weekends he disappears for long stretches of time so that he could look for ways back to his home 

The reason why he writes everything down is because when he finds a way home he wants to remember his friends and have something other then his memory as proof of everything he’s experienced 

If he knew he had a destiny he would be eager to fulfill it and take it very seriously he would be a royal but because he doesn’t know and is an out side observer he sees how messed up the system is 

When he finds out about his mom being Alice and that he has a destiny he would be like Maddie someone that likes the destiny they have but believes everyone should get to choose if they follow there destiny or not 

Smp mlp au

Mumza is red eyed with purple fur and dark brown curly hair and is an Alicorn 

Phil his eyes are blue is fur is green his long hair is straight yellow he is a Pegasus (I think his name would be old oak)

Tommy has blue eyes his fur is red and his short hair is yellow he is a Pegasus  

Wilbur’s eyes are red his hair is long curly brown and his fur is either purple or yellow he is a unicorn 

Technos eyes are red and his hair is dark pink with light pink fur he is an earth pony or Alicorn his talent would be something to do with farming 

Tubbo has blue eyes and green fur his hair is short brown and his name would be busy bee 

Ranboo would be like pip but instead of brown and white he is black and white his name would be peekaboo and when he and tubbo get married like when mis cake changed her name when she got married busy bee would change his name to bugaboo  

Technoblade never dies

fall is a nice season

Wish we had more of these two :( I love them <3

walking with henry ✨

Niki is going to be in "L'Manberg's Party: A Dream SMP Reunion" at twitch con!

[attempts to communicate my mulitverse spanning species lore]

ah damn it i've just made more inhuman keralis propaganda

everyone on this app yaps about bad media being better for fandoms but dsmp’s untapped and forever unexplored or poorly explored potential and general themes of attachment, grief and childhood and the fact that so much of it was accidental or improvised and the tight knit community that fell apart in less than two years makes it, in my humble and objective opinion, the single most haunting fandom i’ve ever been in. if you even care. clings to everyone like cobwebs i mean just look at all the sleeper agents and old urls that are posting about tonight lol YOU CAN’T ESCAPE

Quality Time

if a character from a movie desecrated the body of his abusive ex-partner by eating his heart at his own funeral, no one would shut up about it, it would become an iconic moment in pop culture, it would be in every slideshow about cannibalism as a metaphor for love. but nooo, it had to happen in the cringe minecraft roleplay so only me and like ten other people get to be unhinged about it.

*Thinks about found footage Dream smp adaptation and disintegrates into dust*

do you guys think they want italian food today

MatPat hire me

Time is a flat fucking circle

I’ve returned

Hubris

You're not coming back from shit! Thrashing around in that high-conductivity state of yours, bumping into things and acting like a clown. Who are you kidding?

DSMP streams divided in months

these don't include every stream (not just cause they're wips) since some don't have a date. meaning those could not be added in these month playlists, but they are in these two. for some others i could try and guess

if you know the right dates, let me know

2020

april

may

june

july - [LORE]

august - [LORE]

september - [LORE]

october - [LORE]

november - [LORE]

december - [LORE]

2021

january - [LORE]

february - [LORE]

march - [LORE]

april - [LORE]

may - [LORE]

june - [LORE]

july - [LORE] (lore playlist doesn't exist yet)

august - [LORE]

september - [LORE]

october - [LORE] (no lore playlist yet)

november - [LORE]

december - [LORE]

2022

january - [LORE]

february - [LORE]

march - [LORE]

april - [LORE]

may - [LORE] (no playlists yet)

june - [LORE]

july - [LORE] (no playlists yet)

august - [LORE]

september - [LORE]

october - [LORE]

november - [LORE]

december - [LORE]

post finale

any stream from the month after the last lore stream, meaning the Syndicate finale in december 2022

right now, the title says 2023, but i know Eret and Sam have briefly joined the server in 2024. the title will change to fit the years, but i have to find them first

and that's it! if you use these playlists or send them to others, can i ask for a reblog so i know people are finding them useful?👉👈

WHEN THEY COSPLAY AS THEIR CHARACTERS >>>>>>>>

Technobladeeeeeee 🤲

I just think he’s really really cool— please take my offering

THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED.

Feeling safe

meet the mind of illusion.

[song: infiltrator — christoffer moe ditlevsen]

bedrock bros; YOU NEVER HAD A BROTHER. YOU HAD A PROTECTOR THAT NEVER GAVE YOU THE STARS. BUT HE LOVES YOU, MAYBE THAT WILL BE ENOUGH. (you still die anyways)

technoblade / @andhyssops /@borealiszero / warsan shire / @m4rms / anne carson /  rabbi joseph telushkin / @picckl / ernest hemingway / unknown / @vixkoidy / @aro-throughyourchest / i.b. vyache / @axiliern / jinhao xie /

Ready, ten paces, fire.

foolish: you’re just a softie i think that’s it

dreamxd: oooooh no stop it stop it cmon nope stoooooop 

I really liked Eret’s reading of Ozymandias today so here’s a quick edit of it overtop of Sad-ist’s Ozymandias animation!

Watch the original animation here

Some Greco-Roman dsmp au stuff again

Tommy: “Techno, is this the right way down to the Underworld?”

Techno: “So listen here, Theseus, did I ever tell you of the time I wrangled the drakon of the Hesperides?”

Wilbur (the butterfly): “Have you ever eaten sand? My father let me play on the beaches of Crete, once.”

And then there’s Eret with the “If it is for the prosperity of my kingdom, any sacrifice is worth the end result.”