Devious - Blog Posts
thoughts on zair?
He smells bad and @defsnotdeathnote hate him but I have febreze so it's all good :)👍
I will happily surrender to a sexy seductive devil woman. I worship at her alter. Do I have any offers? 😉😇😈
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Also I had a dream last night that involved the production of a pornographic film, where a cute girl goes to a waxing professional who confirms "um you do know this is exclusively a Wax Your Dick And Balls facility" and she's like "yeah I know :)" and he puts two and two together and that's fine too. Then something else happens and he says that he's closing shop and his girlfriend is getting here soon so they can get home together, how about all three of them go home together? :)
And there's a whole cute happy upbeat montage scene of the three of them on their way back to this couple's place, the sun is shining, they laugh at antics of some pigeons while waiting for the bus, almost Ghibli movie style uplifting piano music playing softly in the background, while these people make their way on their little slice-of-life ordinary adventure.
Then it cuts to someone on the production team explaining this to everyone else involved in the film, enthusiastically going "yeah that's the point! It's going to be hilarious, making the whole thing such a high quality, high-effort artistic cinema the viewers forget they're watching porn and get whiplash so hard when they just straight-up start fucking."
And then I woke up before they got to that part.
Then my devious scheme is working 😈
DUDE I'm making friends on the internet with my shitty jokes! I knew my dad was wrong about me!
@zendorphin <3
🎸Sockeye salmons
Little wip update
Trying to get more world building around the casino. Remembered it is a horror setting and sticking to it, having a blast writing about this guy. Lamo but he still doesn’t have a name smh
Kat the knight
Pleading her allegiance
Otto stretching <3
Sockeye salmon swimming animation
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
Sockeye salmon animation
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
Making an evil account (for evil reasons)
I would do evil things
(post Wips/other non art things)
I would do evil things
(post Wips/other non art things)
💥Shiva Yvanie
Rough first design of my dnd character💥
Otto
Rocking an mullet even in a horror setting
@amalgamate-exe @frayedcircus @rogdona @kindercelery @mistysparks @lexxthekapibara @hiimerick @doyoureallyneedme @kaz00ka @kananri @puffpastrycrimewatch @sharkyy599 @tootditoot @thatotherman001 @anyone/everyone else!! No pressure with the tags <3
Alright time for that uquiz I promised (I spent a lot of time on this so y'all better appreciate it). It's just assigning you a horror protagonist trope. Some are a little mean, but it's all in good fun :). Anyway use the little picrew, add your results and tag your mutuals!!
So here's the quiz and here's the picrew. and here's mine:
@justanotherenbyhere, @helinedmightbehere @namelessgodblr-blog @murderandcoffee @rapidlydecayingcorpse @crying-pan420 @sernhuh people I'll probably add later, and anyone else who wants to join!!
Watching a show about cars and drawing fish, feeling very 50 year old man
Lil midnight creature
Fish + Lungs
Ms Paint version
Fish + Lungs
I’ll also be making a digital version of this 🦀