SAME
Everyone: invested on the Buddy-Chase drama/love story
Me: MORE DEACON!
Literally this
"Throw me to the wolves and I will come back all bitten"
Uh oh, they WERE werewolves after all!
The Knights Heroic Lumiere for your viewing pleasure šāØ inspired by that one meme base
Prunella: We need to open this locked door. Deacon, give me your credit card. Deacon: Here. Prunella, pocketing it: Thanks. Chase, break down the door. - Deacon, after finding out about the Kiss: So, are you two dating now? Chase and Nox: Yes. Deacon: Why? Chase: I happen to find Buddy very appealing. Deacon: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Buddy. - Prunella: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Deacon: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Chase: Smad. - Nox: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. Violet: You are literally making a Valentineās day card for that boy. Nox, pointing his hot glue gun towards Violet: Youāre on thin fucking ice. - Chase, panicking: I lost the Keys! Deacon: How did you LOSE the Keys?! Chase: To be fair, they are very small. - Nox: sneezes Chase, hiding from Nox: Bless you. Nox: ā¦God? - Chase: See, Buddy, the way the whole boyfriend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff. Nox: ""The deep stuff?"" Uh oh, like what? Chase: Like⦠What's your favourite colour? Nox: Well, now you've stepped over the line. - Nox: I see no reason why I canāt be both the love interest and the antagonist. - Nox: I'm dropping hints that I like Chase. Earlier
Chase: Hey Buddy! Nox: I can't stand you. - Nox: I wanna be evil Violet: Unfortunately, you were not very evil. Nox: :( Nox: >:( Nox: I'm evil, right? Nox: Babe, I'm evil, right? Chase, offhandedly as he turns a page in his book research: Mhm. Your evil laugh is terrifying and your schemes are despicable. - Nox: Look me straight in my eyes and tell me the truth! Chase, to himself, sweating: How can I look in those eyes and still be straight...? - Chase about Ex-Libris: Hereās the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us - Chase: Sometimes Deacon says, āChase, what do you think youāre doing?ā But that just means stop. He doesnāt actually want to know my thought process. - Prunella: Don't worry. Chase likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read his diary.
Nox, touching his hair: He thinks it's fancy?
the very normal student council of keystone academy
or we could, ya know, date deacon v( ̄ć¼ļæ£)v
Ok but imagine the dating sim ending with us dating no one and Stargoth becoming canon again
this would totally happen
Chase trying to flirt: *says the dumbest thing you could possibly imagine with full send confidence*
Bonus:
he would project and say that something like "Deacon, why did you kiss Buddy to end the story? And why did you like it!?!"