Ozamu Dazai; the original ZZKK zhipper.🎀
Dazai: You're an attractive man.
Atsushi: Who? Uh, me?
Dazai: You and Akutagawa spend a lot of time together, don't you?
Atsushi: We do, yes. Uh, but we're just temporary partners. I mean, we're not, you know ...
Dazai: He's an attractive guy, nice bone structure, hypnotic eyes, etc.
Atsushi: I guess so?
Dazai: Have you noticed how uptight he's been lately?
Atsushi: Uh, l-like I said, we're partners, so ...
Dazai: Partners should help each other out, relieve some of that stress. Maybe extend that partner relationship.
Atsushi: Extend? Um ... I-I don't ...
Dazai: You're two attractive people. Any thoughts on how to alleviate that stress?
Atsushi: We could ... we could go for more walks?
Dazai: Walks are good. Walks are nice. I was thinking, since you're already partners, you could extend that relationship ... become the other kind of partners.
Atsushi: Are you ... are ...
Dazai: I am.
Atsushi: Y ... Dazai-san ...
Dazai: Everybody wins.
Atsushi: Th-this is sexual harassment. You know that, right?
Dazai: I think of it as sexual encouragement.
Atsushi: [runs away]
Dazai: Think about it, Atsushi. Take one for the team.