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Everyone's timeline is so ????????

Hotch's no good either, the whole went to law school, was a prosecutor, joined the fbi, joined swat, and then the BAU while still being a really young Unit Chief? I mean did he do all of those in like 3 years or less or

Currently writing a Unsub!Aaron hotchner fanfic right now and I'm APPALLED at how much the writers for criminals minds fucked up Rossi's backstory and timeline???

Wdym he served in Vietnam, started the BAU, and retired around 47? He would have had to been 12-13 if he could ACTUALLY serve in the military, no way he looked that old at those ages to lie about his age THAT GOOD and become a sergeant major. And then he just went on to study psychology, get recruited into the FBI, AND START THE FUCKING BAU WITH JASON. In reality he would have had to 16 in 1972 when joining but I doubt he made ranks that quick.

But I am amazed that he could've lied about his age and served till maybe 75' and at 19 go to uni, finish at 23, join the fbi, start the bau with jason, and still you have to count in fbi training. Idk if I'm just not that good with understanding his time line but I cannot fathom he did all that before the age of 30 abd manage to retire around his 40s, write a book, and join the bau again???

rossi: how’d the doctors appointment go?

alex: actually really well, she said i was super artistic.

rossi: blake… i think she meant-

hotch: don’t. you. dare.

spencer: i have a joke

derek: oh no

jj sighs heavily:

rossi lean back in his chair:

penny takes a deep breath:

hotch raise his tired gaze:

alex: why ar–

spencer: i only know 25 letters of the alphabet!

alex: this doesn't make sense, how do yo–

spencer: i dont know Y!

rossi leaves the room:

jj let out a sad laugh:

derek get up and leave with penny:

hotch gives spencer a slight smile and sighs before leaving:

spencer with a confused look: didn't you understand? it wasn't a good joke?

alex: no! it was.. great, spence, very, very.. well thought

rossi: can i ask a dumb question?

alex: better than anyone i know

rossi: so i was thinking-

alex: dont.

rossi: okay...

*five minutes later*

reid: so i was thinking-

alex: you were? im so proud of you!! tell me more about it!

rossi: are you kiDDING ME?

rossi: what's the craziest thing you've ever done sober?

alex: got married

penelope: what's the best thing you've ever done drunk?

alex: got divorced

*derek gives alex a high five*

jj: i got you gurl

I JS FINISHED SEASON 15 OF CRIMINAL MINDS AND OH MY GOD IM SOBBING I CANT DEAL W THIS RN IM NOT READY TO WATCH EVOLUTION I NEED TO RECOVER

im gonna finish good omens season 2 to recover i need my gay angel and demon (im on episode 5)

rossi: who the fuck added me to a groupchat

jj: language, rossi

garcia: yeah watch your fucking language!

morgan: okay who taught garcia the fuck word

emily: 'the fuck word'

reid: you guys see the f word all the time...

garcia: oh my god he censored it

emily: say fuck, reid

morgan: do it, reid. say fuck.

garcia: what makes you all smile?

jj: friends and family

rossi: alcohol

emily: seeing derek fall down the stairs

morgan: wha-

reid: face muscles.

linda barnes enlightens a different type of rage in me that i never thought i had.

i genuinely have never hated a character more