Daisy Hollowpoint - Blog Posts

girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

i've never been married but i've been divorced at least 3 times

baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe

hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on

when i was

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???

third cup of coffee lets give it up for third cup of coffee

the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

I was definitely not built for human interaction I was built to stare at turkey vultures circle in the sky above the river

everyone always asks "where did you get that information" and "why are you covered in blood" but nobody ever asks how was the time loop was the time loop fun it looked fun