Coach Scott - Blog Posts
Coach Ben: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Nat: Ok, but in my defense Shauna bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo
Coach Ben: That’s not what I wanted to- You drank shampoo?
coach ben in the afterlife, watching shauna imprison people without cutting their ankle tendons:
Nat was so comphet. Im sorry but there is NO WAY she is straight. Giving precrash nat all those rings? oh that's a lesbian if I ever saw one. JUST LOOK AT HER. SHE HAS BLEACHED BLONDE HAIR. "Oh but she canonically liked Travis" no uh I don't think so
I still think Coach Scott is alive!!!!
(Please let me drown in my delusion)
i’m team ben-survives, but if he doesn’t, here’s how i think it would go:
so far all of the character deaths in the past timeline have been accidental. even for javi it was a case of malevolent bystanders, not outright blame. they have plausible deniability for everything.
eating jackie and javi they could justify: they were starving and the victims were already dead, why waste it?
yes, they planned to murder nat, but they gave her the option to run away, and in the end never went thru with it, choosing the let the trolley run over javi rather than take autonomy and pull the lever to switch the track to nat.
with pit girl, we see an extreme switch. they murdered her. i think something needs to happen before then to get them there mentally.
they need to kill someone, take accountability for it, but still feel it justified.
insert ben. it’s spring, natural causes won’t kill him and they aren’t starving, but they can justify murder another way: justice and revenge.
killing ben would be the final nail in the coffin of decent to madness.