it’s in my carrd but it should be noted I’ve created my own sort of vampire lore for my vampires frankenstein’d together from other vampire media because smeyers sparkly no-blood mormon statues is the unsexiest thing ever and I wasn’t having that
I have today off so like for a starter? pls specify the muse you want it from too ❤️
if going off canon: Maria changed Jasper because she saw the racist fuckery going on and although she doesn’t often get involved in human affairs she thought it would be entertaining to turn a soldier from that side and prove to them the monster they were inside all along and make him her bitch
thankfully most jasper’s I’ve come across change some aspect of this whack part of his backstory but yeah. if we were talking smeyer canon then that’s why Maria would have changed him
bella swan deserved someone to match her freak and if we were being real it would have been an iwtv vampire not a the sparkly mormon vampires from her universe
maria in a battle with lestat for who can be a more toxic ex
just remembered I was an active contributor to the twilight wiki when I was like 15 so there’s some mun lore for you tonight
bella swan in new moon vs louis de pointe du lac in season 2 did u mean two dumb bitches hallucinating their toxic exes and telling each other exactlyyy
okay going to watch the new iwtv episode, watch me come back with loads of muse for my own toxic vampires
guys you don't understand how funny it is that didyme would have no concept that it's been 3000 years she's been asleep for. someone tells her the year is 2024 and she's like okay??? what does that mean ??? 2024 from when??? she was born in BC times. someone tells her the years count from after some guy called jesus was born she'll be like "that doesn't mean anything to me"
I can't wait to start writing didyme cause with the backstory I've given her, she's essentially been asleep for 3000 FUCKING YEARS, I know she's gonna have an aneurysm when someone hands her a phone