Charles Macaulay - Blog Posts
My biggest comfort in life is that Henry Winter can't do math either
the betrayal bunny was going through in those few seconds watching henry as he fell is sickening
When your card declines at therapy and they make you read when Bunny was pushed off the ravine and how his ‘friends’ acted as if he was merely an inconvenience when the snow started falling.
what i currently can’t get over at the moment is what happened to camilla during the bacchanal.
not only did she remember becoming a deer, and the boys remember chasing a deer for hours, she also was found away from the group, her chiton clean, all except for her hair bloody red. and then she goes non verbal for three days.
not to mention early on in the book it’s shown how angry and violent henry and charles can get.
i just KNOW their bitchass did something 😭
These r so incredible I'm losing it
I asked chatgpt to make some lame jokes about tsh characters, here are some of em':
1) Why does Henry hate elevators?
Because they remind him of morals—too many ups and downs.
2) What’s Bunny’s favorite exercise?
Running his mouth.
3) Why did Bunny fail history class?
He thought “Ancient Greece” was a fancy restaurant.
4) What’s Charles’s favorite drinking game?
Life. And he’s losing.
5) What’s Francis’s favorite song?
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life", but only because he finds irony funny.
6) How does Julian flirt?
By reciting long passages of Latin poetry—because nothing says romance like a 300-page dead language textbook.
7) How did Donna Tartt know her book was going to be a hit?
She didn’t. She just knew it would make everyone at her college reunion really uncomfortable.
"how about a kiss for your jailbird brother" 😀
every time i get a headache so strong it feels like i’m about to black out i think of henry winter and it gives me strength. rip
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