So on my Instagram explore page there's this account called oldhollywoodconfessions, and since I had never really looked at it much, I decided to take a quick dive and see what it was about.
From the name I was expecting the basic appreciation/criticism towards old actors and actresses, which is seen in these images here:
But most of these confessions on the page are more along the lines of this:
There's a lot of James Dean-related ones.
And then, lo and behold, I discovered the more... Sexually-charged confessions.
And that's how I found this absolute gem of an image:
Simple. Straight to the point. Flawless. This is how you deliver a confession folks.