Bill Cipher - Blog Posts

(Credit for the amazing artwork and AU goes to @fazfuri )

(All credit for the AU and artwork used go to @fazfuri )

—This is an attempt to get the panels in order—

(All credit for the AU and artwork used go to @fazfuri )

—This is an attempt to get the panels in order. Click on the "#stars falls x my clematis" tag on my tumblr blog to find the finished version I reblogged with the rest of the panels included—

Mr. Ford Pines: "Do you believe in god?"

Deity Bill: "No! Stop talking."

Mr. Ford: "Once upon a time, mankind believed in god and had religion."

Deity: *sighs*

Mr. Ford: "They believed that things that cannot be solved by human strength are the will of god; believed that the entire universe revolved around the Earth; thought that the place that connected with the sky, which they could not dare to reach, was the place where the gods lived."

Deity: "That's just ridiculous."

Mr. Ford: "From the moment humanity left the universe, we all forgot god."

...

Mr. Ford: "But if belief in god is human. If all I can do as a human is to believe–"

Deity: "Why are you staring at me? "

Mr. Ford: "My god..."

Deity: "Hey — hey! Wait! "

Mr. Ford: "...My universe."

Deity: "Ah, go away! Ahhhh! "

("Star Falls" AU and artwork featured are created by @fazfuri )

(Incorrect Quote sourced from the Alien Stage Ivan & Till cover of the song "My Clematis".)

!!Check out my reblogged post of the one I made that came after this one, if you want to see the full panels in order!!

"I am the monster, rawr, rawr, rawr! "

-Bill Cipher after the Euclidean Massacre

(Incorrect Quote sourced from an april fools prank song by Jorge-Riverra-Herrans for EPIC: The Musical)

*The Pines Family (and Bill) are gathered together in the Mystery Shack's living room as Mabel attempts to teach a lesson about ethics using the infamous trolley problem. Bill is fixated on doodling on the paper he's holding*

Mabel: "Bill. You've been quiet. What do you think about this?"

Handyman Bill: "Well, obviously the dilemma is clear: How do you kill all six people?"

*He turns the paper he was drawing on around, so that the Pines can see it properly. It's a vivid depiction of bloodshed and massacre utilizing creative methods that only a psychopath could think of...which he is. Sparkly, red glitter is glued on to color and illustrate the blood rushing from the victims' wounds*

Bill: "Well, I would dangle a sharp blade out of a window to slice the neck of the guy on the other track as we swoosh our five main guys."

*He looks around expectantly only to be met with tired expressions, too used to this kind of mayhem*

Bill: "Oh... I did the thing again, didn't I?"

Mabel: "Yeah. Ten more more, buddy."

*She flips around the blackboard she had borrowed from Ford to use for her lesson to reveal hundreds of "People=Good" messages scribbled on the other side in chalk*

Bill: "People. Good. People... Why is that so hard to remember? "

(The "Handyman Bill AU" was created by @/LosanPostle and @/waty_mot on Twitter)

(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "The Trolley Problem" of the series "The Good Place".)

Simple Bill: "Does your mommy know that you eat all that stuff?"

Megalomaniac Ford: "Not anymore!"

MM!Ford: "When mom was alive—"

(AU and artwork used created by @orxinus )

(Incorrect Quote sourced from "Heathers the Musical".)

Bill: "Make a deal with me, and I'll give you ten bucks~!"

Stan: "Oh, boy! Ten bucks!"

Ford: "No, Stan! Your soul is worth more than ten bucks."

Stan: "Hey, you're right!"

...

Stan: "Make it twenty."

(Incorrect Quote is sourced from the episode "Sweater Off Dead" of the series "The Cuphead Show".)

*Bill floats beside Ford, whom is suspended in the air by blue chains, and places his hand on the edge of one of his bricks. He then extends it out from his body and takes out a pile of notecards from within it — as if the brick was merely an open drawer rather an actual part of himself*

Bill: "Now, the revenge monologue I've been plotting for thirty years: 'To my most hated nemesis...' That's you. '...As you know, you kept trapped me within the Nightmare Realm by refusing to open the portal, where I've been biding my time, devising your delicious downfall. In conclusion—'"

*Bill cuts off unexpectedly, squinting his eye down at the cards as he shuffles through them. Ford watches with the most deadpan face*

Bill: "Wait. These are out of order. Hold on. Hold on! Don't roll your eye at me! I'VE BEEN TRAPPED FOR THIRTY YEARS! I'm entitled to a full minute of gloating! I will make you watch as I destroy everything you've ever loved, starting with your precious little town!"

Bill: ...

Ford: ...

Bill: "Ooh, that's good. Got a pen?"

(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "The Shadow War Part ||: The Day of the Ducks!" of the Disney series "Ducktales (2017)".)

Bill Cipher: "Did you know you talk in your sleep? Tell me, though, who's 'Fiddleford'?"

Ford: "He's my closest friend."

...

Bill: "ANYWAYS—"

(Incorrect Quote sourced from the EPIC song "Love in Paradise")

Alex Hirsch it’s been nine months and three days(give or take). Alex Hirsch have you given birth yet? Alex Hirsch update us please.

I have noticed that the pope just died too. Is Bill the new pope? We need answers Hirsch.

— Give up your honor and faith. Live out your life as a wraith.

Deity!Bill and MM!Ford as lions (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Deity!Bill - @fazfuri :: MM!Ford - @orxinus

i think he never waited for an explanation from his parents

hell yea, im done with it

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simple!Bill is so sad :(

MM!Ford and Simple!Bill - @orxinus

Deity!Bill - @fazfuri

showing signs of life in this au(if i can call it that)

MM!Ford - @orxinus

im thinking about creating my own au and drawing a comic about them :p

nut i only think about it cause i usually suck at coming up with a plot lmao

what are you doing, Ford..

Learning to draw chibi lmao

MM!Ford - @orxinus

Deity!Bill - @fazfuri

who has allowed u to think, Fiddleford?/j

BILLFORD REWIRED AU!!৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)

I don't quite like the way this art turned out, but overall I'm happy

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revired AU - @nostalgink

i love this ✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*｡

I plan to draw a second part where Bill and MM!Ford will be drunk lmao

MM!Ford - @orxinus

Bill and MM!Ford at art therapy

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MM!Ford - @orxinus

someday I'll draw more than just memes with MM!Ford lmao

I'm just already embarrassed by how many reposts of my posts are on the page of Orxa...

MM!Ford - @orxinus

my favorite silly nerds (づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ♡

MM!Ford - @orxinus

Deity!Bill - @fazfuri

well.. umm..

I'll stop joking about Ford or Bill not having parents, I promise 🙏

MM!Ford - @orxinus

Deity!Bill - @fazfuri

poor MM!Ford, how he suffers 🎻🎻🎻

MM!Ford - @orxinus

I just thought about what would happen if MM!Ford got into therapism lmao

I also have a couple more headcanons and art ideas for this •ᴗ•

MM!Ford - @orxinus