Bertholdt Hoover Invading Poland 2025 - Blog Posts
The time is now, Reiner has no other choice
No matter how much he loves his abusive boyfriend, he has to do this...
This is it...?
Are we finally free...?
Every polak on earth can enjoy their meal
This is a happy ending
...But not for everybody
He lost a loved one...
But maybe Bertholdt wanted this all along
Bertholdt will be rememberd
Even tho most will remember his as the evil one, there will be one's who loved him
( @aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @srebrnastal nie wytrzymam zaraz, pomocy)
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
We won't back down, because we are strong
We won't say it's over, because it's not over
WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL THERES NOTHING TO FIGHT FOR
WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL OUR LAST BREATH
WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL EVERY POLAK ON EARTH CAN ENJOY THEIR FOOD IN PEACE
WE WILL FIGHT BECAUSE WE CAN
WE WILL FIGHT BECAUSE WE ARE STRONG, STRONGER THAN YOU THINK
OUR SOLIDERS ARE CAPEABLE OF SO MUCH BECAUSE
WE. ARE. POLACY!!!
POLSKA GUROOOOM!!!!
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
LET'S FUCKING GOOO
Nie będzie bertholdt pluł nam w twarz!!!
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
That's... that's just poetic
I don't even know what to say
Dedicate your heart for polish food
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
OH MY FUCKING GOD
HE'S COMING FOR US
toxic yaoi
Bro stop your boyfriend, I want to eat in peace
toxic yaoi
FUCK YEAH!!! THATS RIGHT GET HIS ASS
How dare he steal masło
I've got a proof that Bertholdt is the most evil character in aot 😔
LOOK AT HIM!!!1 IF NOT EVIL THEN WHY LOOKING LIKE A DEVIL??? THE HORNS?? TAIL FROM HELL??? THE EVIL- PLOTTING FACE ?? CHECK MATE BERTHOLDT FANGIRLS! TIME TO CANCEL ALL OF YOU
Niechaj Order Heroicznych Pierogów dumnie ozdabia nasze klaty i utrzymuje brzuchy pełnymi! Ze łzami w oczach wspominam wszystkich poległych w tej bitwie, wszystkie zbite słoiki majonezów i wszystkie ciastka oraz jajka zniszczone pod bezlitosnym Bertrumblingiem naszego oprawcy. Ale nich będą one żywe w naszej pamięci i na naszych językach, albowiem tragedia ta wyznaczyła nowy początek i ukształtowała świat wolny od płacenia za jedzenie! Świat, o który walczyliśmy! Polska, którą ocaliliśmy!
Żyjmy!
Tyjmy!
Spożywajmy!
AMEN!!
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
After Bertholdt's death, his friends gave him a dignified burial, for they were the only ones who knew that he was, in fact, a bad man, but not that bad; he sometimes said “good morning” and didn't kick puppies.
Bertholdt's actions, which involved stealing Polish food, led to free food around the world, because you can't steal food when it's free. This is to prevent similar threats on a global scale. It took a long time for people to get used to the fact that butter no longer costs as much as a bar of gold.
Many Polish roads have been destroyed by Bertrumbling and are urgently in need of repair.
(I'm joking, they've always looked like that XDDDD)
Years after these tragic events, life returns to normal. Only one still remembers the man who sacrificed his life to provide free food for humanity.
He spends his days in a new, better world, dreaming of seeing his beloved one more time...
(@grubyszopiel @aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy Isayama told me that he is grateful to us for bringing to life the original storyline that he was too afraid to show. Good job guys <3)
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
As Poland loses its food soldiers and hope seems nothing more than a foolish fantasy, our heroes are forced to take painful and heartbreaking measures!
While fighting for the homeland of pierogi, Reiner faces a devastating choice. Will he be able to do anything for the good of humanity? Will he find the strength to defeat his abusive yet sexy boyfriend for the sake of millions?
With the power of friendship and kitchen utensils, they decide to do the impossible! The time is NOW!!!
(@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel i'm literally crying help)
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
NO!!
ITS NOT OVER YET!
Stand tall, Poles, for here are the wings of our nation that will carry us to victory over our food-stealing oppressor!!
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
toxic yaoi
HE'S STEALING MY FUCKING MASŁO!!!
ENOUGH!! GET HIS ASS
This monster has been apprehended by law enforcement, but for how long??
I've got a proof that Bertholdt is the most evil character in aot 😔
LOOK AT HIM!!!1 IF NOT EVIL THEN WHY LOOKING LIKE A DEVIL??? THE HORNS?? TAIL FROM HELL??? THE EVIL- PLOTTING FACE ?? CHECK MATE BERTHOLDT FANGIRLS! TIME TO CANCEL ALL OF YOU