Wally: *reborn into a new world, memories come back at 5 years old* Ah
Wally: *learns that there are still heroes* Thank god…
Wally: *at eight years old finds out that his best friend has gone missing with his whole family* Ahh
Wally: *the Grayson are now a cold case, he’s missing his other half and there is no such thing as sidekicks* Ahhh
Wally: *Is in Gotham with his Aunt Iris, at the age of thirteen, for a news conversation. Has someone fly into their room, rolls across and stops at his feet* Ahhhh
Wally: But we’re ten stories high?! *Sees that the large lump at his feet. Freaks internally at the sight of his best friend’s ink stained face and panicky threw him into the bathroom where the shower is still running* Ahhhhh
Batman: *burst in three minutes later, thank god the window was open* Where’s the Talon?
Wally: *close to having a meltdown* What the fuck is a Talon?
Batman: *scrutinizing the room and zero’s in on the bathroom* Who’s in there?
Wally: My aunt, you furry pervert.
Batman: Been in there for a long day.
Wally: It’s been a long day.
*Batman walks towards the bathroom and Wally pops in front of him*
Wally: Whoa there undies on suit. That’s my aunt. Get out or I’ll call the Flash and security.
Batman: No metas in Gotham.
Wally: *snorts* Do I give a fuck? *pulls out his phone* Everyone knows Flash pops up in Gotham once in a while. The fans keep track Batsy.
*Stare down between the two, Wally wins and Batman takes off*
Wally: Pussie
TalonDick: *pops up next to him* Pussie
Wally: *Internal screaming*