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i can't with the fact that all of you draw Gloria in THAT shirt but GO AHEAD, KEEP MAKING GORGEOUS GLORBIE FANART PLEASE, FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH
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Does anybody remember this game?
If you had one of this as a kid I just know you are so cool now.
Just Got the Deluxe Sweetheart Meagan and I am in love!!!
I love all of her accessories and hairstyle!
Deluxe Sweetheart Megan!!!!
She is on Amazon for 39.99
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ok so tell me: which movie the NH boys would choose to watch? Oppenheimer or Barbie?
I love this question! Apologies if some of the characters are OC, I haven't played or talked about this game in a LONG time
NIGHTMARE HAREM :
OPPENHEIMER OR BARBIE ?
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I feel like he would want to watch Oppenheimer at first because he thinks Barbie is too ''girly''
And he's the future king so a movie about politics is necessary...right?
We all know that Mefy is the only one with a brain in their family...
But let's be honest, in reality this man is a Barbie movie watcher.
When he saw the trailer and heard people talk about it, he gave up all motivation he had for Oppenheimer and RAN to get tickets
He tried to get Levy to come with him, but he said no
That one guy to dress in full pink and yell ''HI BARBIE'' ''HI KEN'' at every single person he sees.
Every. Single. One.
He cries at the ending and he probably spent the whole movie insulting the antagonists
When he goes back home, he starts a deep conversation at dinner about feminism and womanhood
Does he buy Barbie merch? Fuck yes, he does.
Probably bitched for 20 minutes to Kaim about having seen Mikael at the theater
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Oppenheimer.
I do not take any objections, this man goes to see Oppenheimer.
He spends his days reading books about war and military tactics, there's no way he wouldn't want to watch a movie about war and bombs
Plus he believes it makes him more mature than Lucia
In reality, the simple fact that Lucia asked him to go see Barbie together was enough for him to completely boycott the movie.
He's embarassed by Lucia's new greetings tactics
He goes with Mefy and is amazed by the plot of the movie
He's not a fan of the more dramatic side of the story, he finds it quite boring. But he LOVES the whole military and war aspect of it.
He probably asks Lucia to add a bomb to their weapons, afterall it would be perfect to annihilate the angels !
Totally no risks whatsoever, right?
He definitely has a list of advantages for it and notes he took while watching the movie.
Lucia said no.
You would think this man would go see Barbie, right? Afterall, he just got those Barbie vibes
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WRONG.
This guy goes to Oppenheimer, he thinks Barbie is too boring and not violent enough
What did you expect?He ordered the execution of his two brothers and closest servants in his bad ending
He doesn't care that Barbie actually hasa deeper meaning, it doesn't have near enough pain and despair for him to be interested by it
He just want to see people suffer
Isn't rooting for any camp in the movie
He's rooting for the bomb to explode on everyone
Goes with Levy to see the movie and takes mental notes for his evil plans
Mikael immediately throws them away once he receives them
Giggles when there's a tragic scene and rolls his eyes everytime a character survives
He wants everyone to perish
He's the guy to spoil the ending to the next wave of people going inside the room
He's not sorry about it
He would go watch Barbie to spoil it to Lucia later
He goes to see Barbie for two reasons
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The first one being Kurt and his damned sad puppy eyes
The second one being that Oppenheimer is way too intense for him. We know for a fact that Oswald is a very soft person and that he tries to keep control over the reaper side of himself so there's no way he's going to see a movie about war
And the movie would make him sad
He would also probably go crazy just by the blood on the screen
Therefore he goes to see Barbie and he might put on some pink accents and accessories just to make Kurt happy
But nothing more, he really doesn't want to stand out in the crowd.
Despite his best efforst to stay discret, he will be flirted with by TONS of people
A big muscular guy going to see Barbie ? Anyone would be luckuy to have him
Spends half of hi paycheck on the arcade games and on snacks because it's Kurt's first time going to the movie theater and he wants the boy to have the time of his life
He went with Kaim and Kurt, but somehow Noel ended up tagging along
Nobody knows how or why, Noel is just there.
Neither, he's too busy and he really doesn't care.
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If he really had a choice, he would go see Oppenheimer because it's more realistic and could potentially be useful for the upcoming war in Nightmare
Sadly, he doesn't actually have a choice and is dragged to go see Barbie with Lucia
Lucia really didn't take Levy's rejection very well
He has to stop Lucia from screaming ''HI BARBIE'' or ''HI KEN'' at every single stranger they see
Is actually embarassed by Lucia's antics and just wishes to go back to the manor
His headache worsen when Lucia and Mikael sports each other and start to argue in the movie theater
He's this close to leave without Lucia
Swears to himself that he won't even go see a movie to a movie theater again
He ends up going again with Kurt and Oswald because Kurt gave him the sad puppy eyes.
Please someone let this man rest
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Barbie.
And Kaim gets him a little pink suit just for the occasion.
Let's be honest, Kurt is just a child and seeing how sensible he was in the game, I think he deserves to go see a more upbeat and colorful movie than Oppenheimer.
Especially since he lives in a place where war is a common reality, I believe that making him go see Oppenheimer would just make him worry even more about the conflicts between the angels and demons in Nightmare.
And he's a sweetheart so he deserves to go have some fun and laugh !
Probably asked Kaim what was a gynecologist after the movie
Kaim regretted going against his self-promise
He totally begged Oswald and Kaim to come with him and he spent the whole movie whispering to them
Ends up whispering to Noel instead and they become friends
Barbie.
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If he could, he would rent out the whole move theater just to not see anyone and watch his damn movie in peace
He just hates other people
This man doesn't give a shit about potential military tactics or war, he has Ricardo for that
And he's nuts enough fpor the both of them
So he goes to watch Barbie and bringes Noel with him because he needs someone to gossip with
He's the type to give judgemental stares at other people in the queue
Ricardo tags along and ends up complaining about it despite not being forced to come
He was even strongly encouraged to not come at all
When he sees Lucia in the movie theater he immediately makes snippy comments and snarky remarks about his outfit
Mikael wouldn't dress in full pink, but he would add pink undertones to his robes
This man is clearly HOOKED by the plot of the movie
He's LIVING it
Can and will shush anyone else talking during the movie. He just wants the premium experience and he won't let those peons ruin it for him
Just like Kaim, he doesn't care. He doesn't have time for this.
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But Mikael requested he joins him to go see Barbie.
So obviously he will go see Barbie.
He will also wear pink accessories and undertones of his usual attire, just like Mikael
He finds the Kens annoying and overall thinks most of the characters are creepy
Like why are they always smiling ??
He ends up being invested and probably slapped/ shushed Ricardo at least 5 times in the frist 20 minutes of the movie
Please make this man shut up
Ends up getting lost in the bathroom and almost murders Lucas, but Mikael finds him before he does
Later on, Ricardo will drag him to go see Oppenheimer
He hates it. Not because of the plot but because Ricardo and his ''friends'' won't keep quiet for 5 minutes
He feels weird after the movie...Almost sad. It hit too close to home for his comfort. He usually doesn't mind bloos, he's an assassin afterall...But he didn't like the tight feeling in his chest during the dramatic scenes.
Almost murders Lucas in the bathroom again
But this time no one comes to find him
Ricardo forgot him at the movie theater
Noel is just standing there wondering what to do and spots Oswald,Kaim and Kurt from afar
He ends up watching Barbie a second time
He's pissy about being near them, especially Oswald, but he won't stop followi9ng them around either
He befriends Kurt
Mikael sends out a search party for him the next morning since he went to sleep to the demons' manor
Decides to tag along to go see Barbie
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He will wear pink undertones like Mikael and if anyone dares to make fun of it they get a gun to their temple
He almost gets kicked out of the movie theater
Will make fun of Mikael and Noel all long the movie even though he's just as into it as them
Probably that one guy that doesn't see why Ken is the antagonist and doesn't understand the hidden message of the movie
He still boos Ken every time he appears on screen for shit and giggles
And whistle Barbie
For shit and giggles
Lucia accidentally says ''HI KEN'' to him and he was traumatised by the very lewd answer Ricardo gave him in return
Throws popcorn at the screen
Overall, he guy no one wants to have in their room at the movie theater
After he goes to see Oppenheimer with some friends
He drags Noel along to make him ''man up''
Ah toxic masculinity at it's finest
He ends p forgetting him at the movie theater
He's having the time of his life and laugh at everyone tragic scene
He hates every single character
But ta the edn, he grows attached to them and is on the edge of his seat
He will find a way to get Mikael to agree with a bomb fro the army
And he will totally spoil both movies to everyone just to be an asshole
Probably goes to both of them.
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He has no friends, please go with him
He somehow guesses the ending of both movies
He still cries at the ending of both movies and has no one to comfort him because he went alone
He absolutely loved Barbie and it only reinforced his feminist mindeset
Oltea has that effect on people
He wears a full bright pink outfit and gets so many compliments for it when he goes to see Barbie
He probably befriends the person sitting next to him
When he goes to the bathroom and sees Noel, he's thrilled to see the other man also went to see Barbie!
He ends up with a knife to his throat
When he goes to see Oppenheimer, he just gets sad
Why can't everyone find peace ? Why must people resolve their conflicts with violence and cruelty ?
Just like Noel, it hits too close to home for his comfort and he almost has a mental breakdown
He gets comforted by a group of nice ladies and when he goes to the bathroom to freshen up he sees Noel
Another knife to the throat!
Ends up going to a nearby bar with the group of ladies that comforted him and he finally found some friends
He's apart of the girls' club now
if james potter was a song he’d be i’m just ken and i stand by that
i just watched the barbie film. ugly cried twice and i have an obsession with ryan gosling <3
Gloria : Save a horse ride a cowgirl *winks at Barbie in cowgirl clothes*
Gloria : Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Barbie : Okay, but in my defense, Sasha bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Gloria : That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Cloria: Can I have my shirt back ?
Barbie: Can I have my virginity back ?
Gloria:
Sasha in a distance: ... wait, what ?
Dear barbie ao3 writers,
Please write a fanfic where Barbie kissing Gloria in a place that turn her on and she moans but Barbie's, like the confused babe she is, thinks she's hurting her and asks her
B: Am I hurting you
G:No , quite the opposite
B:*confused noises* You're hurting me ??
G: That's not what I meant
Sincerely, a fanfic reader that doesn't know how to write 😬
She makes me so happy
Like, she’s Lawyer Barbie. She isn’t fat Barbie or a Barbie that has anything to do with food. No, she’s smart and secure and a lawyer.
SHARON ROONEY as LAWYER BARBIE BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
Tumblr really only has two brain cells
Barbie’s wardrobe being full of Chanel just seems right 💖
It’s officially Barbie month 💖
#Real Life Barbie
Margot Robbie in custom Schiaparelli at the world premiere of the Barbie movie.
Her look was inspired by the solo in the spotlight Barbie doll.
Now she gets the mojo dojo casa house, get the kids, get the prize, picture me thick as thieves with you ex long term distance low commitement casual girlfriend
"The Barbie movie just makes fun of men" ACTUALLY the Barbie movie makes fun of ignorance and sexism. The Barbie movie makes fun of ignorance of the other gender from both genders, like how Barbie was constantly assaulted in multiple ways when she was in the real world. And how Barbie was also ignorant to Ken's feelings. The movie is saying that in order for true gender equality to happen, both sides need to treat each other equally (by both sides I mean people who identify as female/feminine and people who identify as male/masculine). The people who are saying/complaining that the movie just made fun of men are the ones the movie was making fun of.