katsuki’s most listened song being OMG by newjeans
katsuki the type to full-on threaten to blow you up if you mess up while cooking with him (jokingly or not)
dad!katsuki the type to ruin his kid’s sandcastle just to laugh in their face after
katsuki the type to fart in your face while play wrestling
katsuki the type to throat fuck you when you complain of a sore throat
₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎ Pro-hero!Katsuki models for Calvin klein !! He’d be in those ads with the black nd white bg wearing nothing but one of calvin klein’s boxers while his ruby eyes stare intensely at the camera nd his abs are so prominent arghhhh bonus points when you model along with him! His hands would be on your waist while you look at him with ur doe eyes nd both of u are so close and intimate together in front of the camera the staffs were blushing so harddd ꒰♡˃̶̤́ ꒳ ˂̶̤̀ ꒱ when da lights flashed over u two, Katsuki placed a soft kiss on ur neck before whispering, “Hey, come with me. Let’s have some fun tonight, yeah?”