Austin Gp 2024 - Blog Posts
LESTAPPEN PODIUM!!!!! I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE!!!! MY PARENTS ARE BACK BITCHESSSSS!!!!!!
The colors of the Flag of USA are red, white and blue,the confetti,the driver's on the podium were wearing red and blue, Charles' national flag is red and white, Max's is Red,white and blue....this is so fated like everything is about them, thank you Austin ♥️🤍💙
All the pictures look so beautiful
(thank god there was no papaya on the podium, it's so pretty this way)
Pic credit: @chucleclerc
I don't think we as a community are talking about Bryan's " That's my boy" enough!!!!
First " You make me dream" and now this,this man is feeding into Charles' praise kink right on national television (complementary), I love him😭
Franco calling Esteban the French & complaining that alpine is not being environmentally conscious by wasting tyres after Esteban took the fastest lap off him, I am crying REAL F1 IS BACK THE SILLINESS THE ICONIC CHAOS
Daniel had the chance to do the funniest thing (have an Enchante pop up store at Austin) and he did, good for him
This is what was playing in my head, Toto at George:
Very george response to the penalty and darth toto coming in to assure george, daddy isn't mad.
Ocon fastest lap just broke the tension and made me laugh
Max needs to pull a schumacher, lando can't make up the lead if max takes both of them out
Sky sports discussing franco basically running away from martin brundle on his grid walk
Very george response to the penalty and darth toto coming in to assure george, daddy isn't mad.
me and a lestappen podium is like tantalus with some fruit and drink
Gasly's alpine is fucking with me, cause now there are 3 mclarens in a row
I legit predicted this exact start, I'm not even fucking lying.
Fuck yeah Leclerc!!!!
the barriers are calling to the merecedes'
I love the celebrity interactions you get at events like F1, cause wtf does Mondo Duplantis and his fiancée have in common with Nara and Lucky Smith.
Gonna go write a fanfic where George turns into a bug à la metamorphosis, just so I can squash him.
I know it's serious when drivers crash but I feel max is entitled to slap a bitch right about now
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE RUSSELL
GOD DAMN IT
he's fine
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE RUSSELL
GOD DAMN IT
he's fine
The sky sports commentators keep pissing me off. They're saying "the car (max) that took the first 7 poles of the season" NO!! it's Max, not the car! Otherwise checo would also be up there.
Liam putting his whole VCARBussy into quali knowing full well he's starting on the back of the grid tomorrow
I'm absolutely loving the snark of the vcarb admin. Get his ass!
This is retaliation for Nando's old man antics.
Gunther with his usual whack post race questions, I just know norris was questioning if gunther was even speaking english
Almost shat myself when leclerc made contact with norris, and while I'm not happy with sainz for racing leclerc, I'm glad he overtook norris, means another 2 points norris has to try and make up.
Yuki is a menace and Piastri is aiming for a 2nd penalty
Amazingly fucked up start...
And what the fuck is carlos trying jfc
Danica Patrick really is the culmination of feminism in motorsport, cause feminism is all about showing women are human and equal to men.
Danica is just like any other driver and proves that women can make it in a male dominated profession and still be a stupid-conspiracy-theory-spouting cunt.
People already downplaying Max's performance by saying "it's just for sprint", there's still points to be won! You guys went on about the 1 point Danny stopped norris from getting, y'all can sure as fuck see how this is just as, if not more, important.
Where tf is everybody? Do you know you've got 30 minutes (1 minute)?