Ask Aph Nordics - Blog Posts

I’m invading Norway’s personal space without giving two shits. :)

- Denmark 🇩🇰 :3

Norway 🇳🇴: Yay! A piggyback in game :) 

Denmark 🇩🇰: 

Norway 🇳🇴: ….?

Denmark 🇩🇰: >///<

Norway 🇳🇴: *something clicks in brain* You bitch. That’s IT IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE.

Denmark 🇩🇰: IM SORRY- 

I'm gonna eat pufferfish and you can't stop me >:3

Uhh, okay well good luck with that. I’m sure once you’ve recovered you can talk to Denmark about your traumatic experiences, he’ll understand.

-Nor 🇳🇴

I WILL COME FOR YOUR LAND YOU WITCH- 

- Passionate Icebaby 🇮🇸

F 🇫🇮: I found this poor hoglin stranded in the middle of the lava :(

S 🇸🇪: I believe he deserves it. After his family attacking you I think he should drown in lava. 

F 🇫🇮: Ber-

Don’t eat pufferfish, kids!  -Den 🇩🇰

I have successfully, accidentally placed pumpkins everywhere. I just want to eat PUMBKIN!

~ Denmark 🇩🇰

Do you ever simp so hard for an enderman that you feel sad when he’s hurting? Cause same. Sorry lizard, I couldn’t kill him. I feel like Finland would understand how I’m feeling... 

- Cereal 🥣

(bro he’s on fire he’s gonna die anyway -lizard 🦎)

Dirt? Dert? Dirbt? Dirth? Dirbt the musical?????? Complete silence? Who knows anymore. Anyway, here’s more minecraft -Ice 🇮🇸

HFF Highlights: Denmark being a lovable idiot. :)

.... how? Norway contemplating wtf he loves but loves him anyways.

Moments before he falls to his death as his lover watches on.

- Cereal 🥣

Yesterdays HFF Highlights :P

Denmark balling his eyes out, sprawled on the floor, because he can’t stand on a block and Iceland pretending not to notice. 

Finland trying his best to execute Sweden’s plan to solve the puzzle ~ 💖

Two seconds later :) Slips. :) Sweden trying his best not to lose his lover- EVEN THO HE WILL COME BACK. 

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~ Cereal 

Two introverts and an extrovert bullshit their way through public speaking, what could possibly go wrong? 

-Ice 🇮🇸 

(this video was recorded during one of our discord streams (https://discord.com/invite/pchymkdJMc) so please welcome special guest @never-enough-fandoms yet again)

This is what you’re missing by not joining our discord 😤 https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

B-bro 💕

Alternative titles for this video could be “watch me get overwhelmed for 2 minutes straight” or “MY RICE”

 -Den 🇩🇰 (this video was recorded during a stream on our discord server ( https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc ) so please welcome special guest @never-enough-fandoms )

Bro?

Yo, lizard here

Recently I’ve been putting all of my energy into recording videos but I’ve had very little motivation to them, usually I queue about 2-4 around the same time but I’ve ran out of finished ones lmao

It might be a day or two before I actually get anything finished (because school) so uhhhh, please feel free to spam asks to fill the empty space in the mean time

Hey Denmark, what are your art skills like?

Uhh, art is subjective, but personally I think I’m a great artist 😤

Here’s a self portrait I did the other day for proof

-Den 🇩🇰

ra ra rasputin ice is just a stinky teen

Norway: Amazing, gonna start singing that every time i see him now

Iceland: anon why? you have doomed me to a life of eternal pain and suffering

Norway: They’re not wrong though

Iceland: s h u t u p

Iceland, how does it feel to know too much?

Please- please dont ask me.

It fucking haunts me every fucking night. No.

Stop. Let's never speak of this again.

- Iceland 🇮🇸

Cereal did you know you're p cool (lizard is cooler tho)

This is a joke i could never choose between you two you're both so cool 😭😭

Awwww you are amazing and cool too. Thank you.

And dw Lizard 🦎 is just too cool to beat.

- Cereal 🥣

Don't forget the rice!

I WILL NEVER NOT FORGET THE RICE

I’M SORRY I’M STUPID :(

-Den 🇩🇰

Norway how do you feel about being the best bf? 👀 - Den

It feels amazing, thank you

Also, no u 😡

-Nor 🇳🇴

question for admin - can you share a headcanon you have for each nordic?

I certainly can ;) (Lizard 🦎)

Denmark: This man has ADHD, not just as in “I’m so hyper aha oh look a squirrel!”, but he also has sensory issues and often struggles with executive dysfunction. He always tries his best though, and all the other Nordics understand and always support him :)

Norway: An absolute musical genius, he’s played many instruments throughout his life, including but not limited to, flute, violin, guitar, and electric bass. He’ll never admit this, especially not to Iceland, but he secretly loves emo music.

Iceland: Honestly, I’ve always headcannoned Ice as trans (ftm), and I think that started with me subconsciously projecting onto him lmao. Of course, the other Nordics had no issue with this and still gave him all their unconditional love uwu

Sweden: This probably seems kind of basic in comparison to my other hcs, but I always imagined him being a lot more outgoing than you’d expect, once he is comfortable around you. He’s still PAINFULLY shy at first, and it takes him a while to open up, but once he does, he REALLY opens up.

Finland: HE. CANNOT. COOK. FOR. SHIT. Seriously. He always burns everything, and everything he doesn’t burn tastes horrible. However, he makes ONE HELL OF A CAKE. Sweets and desserts are something else entirely for him, whatever he bakes tastes like heaven.

(alternatively, I could’ve captioned this “I literally just project onto my favourite characters so I have someone to relate to lmao”)

This is for the admins :) What are your favourite games to play?

definitely wasn’t projecting myself onto denmark for that last ask lmao, i love fall guys so much and i have absolutely no attention span so i like fun and simple games that can keep me entertained easily

-Lizard 🦎

Atm I probably love human fall flat the most cause I literally cry laughing but I love all the games I play with Lizard 🦎

-Cereal 🥣

favorite game genre?

Well, Den will play anything that makes him laugh and/or manages to keep his non-existent attention span for more than 5 seconds. His favourite game changes a lot but currently it’s Fall Guys.

Swe really enjoys simulation games. He’s spent way too much time playing the Sims games and he’s an absolute BEAST at Overcooked - he’s the only one who doesn’t immediately get overwhelmed. Oh, and Minecraft, obviously, but that’s a given.

Fin is “a slut for horror” (his own words), you should see him play Phasmophobia, honestly he’s the only one who’s not a little bitch about that game.

Ice really enjoys retro and arcade games. I swear, he practically lives in the arcade near us. He’s also played every Mario and Legend of Zelda game you could possibly think of.

Personally, I like puzzle and survival games most. I’m not even going to tell you how many hours of play time I have for Portal 2 and Subnautica.

-Nor 🇳🇴

Um hell yea?

- Denmark 🇩🇰

Apparently Sweden hasn’t gone through puberty yet, which is slightly concerning since he is an adult man. Anyway, here’s more fall guys :) -Fin 🇫🇮

You two are. Incredibly sensible with your bomb handling. Congratulations

Thanks :)

-Den 🇩🇰

Ay yo, still can't believe you all haven't girlsgogames like we're is the flavour 💅😩

I know right, it’s my favourite gaming website, I’ll have to convince the others ASAP 😔

-Swe 🇸🇪