Ask A Talking Clock And Others - Blog Posts
What’s everyone up to right now?
“Brendon are our fucking wall..”
I’ve come to say hello to the gang!!! And offer everyone a nice bottle of almond water! It helps you keep your sanity, so as you can probably imagine, I have a whole ahh wine cellar full of almond water :) just so I can tolerate people. Would anyone like some?
Not a lot of them can have liquids…
Your art is so good I wanna kill myself! >_<
-lesbian anon 💖
AFHSGSJI THANK YOU SO MUCHH
pls don’t kill itself tho I might get lonely-
TONY NO DONT DO THAT WITH UR EYES YOUR FACE WILL GET STUCK LIKE THA-
Apes together strong
I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS EVERY DAY FOR MONTHS. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?
Tony... I sawed you eating my pizzer last night.... WHERE IS IT??????????????
It’s pizza sauce
Swear…
What's our favorite objects doin for pride mont?
Okay so I completely forgot it was Pride and then I went online and like- exploded
Colin what’s your favorite video game??
Colin: And I will fight all of you
Who do y’all think had the most effective lesson? I mean, who got their point across the best?
I swear his hair gets longer every time I draw him…
Hello!
I believe it’s time for a proper introduction. Welcome! I am the mod @fizzle-faz, or just Fizzle, and I hope you enjoy my dhmis shitposts!
-WARNING-
This blog will contain:
•Swearing (it’s mostly just this tbh)
•Substance use
•Eyebleed colors
•Absolutely horrendous art
•And maybe a little NSFW
- If you’d like to ask something, please express who it’s directed at (or else I get to pick)
- If you have multiple questions, please send them separately
-Please keep your questions mostly SFW! (Unless it’s funny, then it’s fine.)
-Nothing hateful! Just be nice
And join our Brendon Kitty Uprising!
I mean, would you consider Colin your boyfriend, Tony?
Oh no you caught on
Shrignold!
Can you make Colin and Tony fall in LOoOooOoooooOove?
OwO
Shrignold:While I do wish I have that power, i don’t. Love either happens naturally or by the will of Malcolm! But, I think our friends are already almost there…
Hiiii tony
*flutters eyelashes cutely* /hj
I am God’s mistake
Toe knee and Call In.
Yeus.
I made this at like, 2 AM last night-
I wanna see everyone's opinion on Warren..
I don’t really feel like drawing rn but I have to post sooo…
Sketch:4/10 “He stole my pen.”
Tony:2/10 “He doesn’t know how to read a clock, complete dipshit.”
Shrignold:5/10 “Joined the love family, but he wasn’t faithful to our lord and savior Malcom. Also he ate my chips.”
Colin:0/10 “Stole my episode. Deserves to die.”
Steak:4/10 “Messy and picky eater. But he did eat our food.”
Francis(Fridge):3/10 “Asshole.”
Veg:5/10 “Gave me a hat.”
Bread Bitch:1/10 “Assumes genders.”
Lazzy:3/10 “Never met him but he’s really ugly.”
Benjamin(Briefcase):0/10 “Thought I was food.”
Brendon:8/10 “Liked my novel.”
Coffin:3/10 “Tries to decompose all my bodies before I’m done with them.”
Lily & Todney:4/10 “Wanted to join a family! Terrible person.”
Warren:10/10 “I am a confident, charismatic eagle and perfect in every way!”
Electracey:7/10 “He tries. He fails.”
Doi:0/10 “I hope he fucking burns in hell.”
Tony, I want to give you a rat.
-rat giving anon
Tony:Thank you!
*heavy breathing*
Hey.
Hey you want some serotonin?
Here.
Have a dorito.
*casually gives Bill Cipher.*
(Love your work, btw //^^//)
Anything to draw Bill Cipher
Would you punch this brid 9999 dollars
Yes.
Just a lovely question, are Deez nuts jokes allow '-'
Oh totally
Did you know you could ask your own account questions?
Oh hey wow that’s really neat
Larry (my version) shall present to you his little helper!
Louie!
It helps Larry with making doors to Dreamland were Larry can teach his students in a more fun way! He is barely a few inches tall but he is very fast and very playful!
Please be careful with him he's very small and can be easily stepped on!
Dw he’s fine. ‘:)
Unemployed cat meets actual unemployed brendon
I think they’d just stare at each other in confusion
Brendon would give his kitty version some soft pets though
You should make a drawing for the b-day boy (colin)
Sorry for not posting for a bit! I was part of a thing that was taking a while so I’ve been extremely tired lately! I’m getting back into the flow of things though. I’ll try to update more often
I KILLED COLIN! IM SORRY FOR KILLING YOUR BOYFRIEND TONY!! ToT
He’s very dumb
snatches all the kitties and snuggles them
Precious.
You’re precious /p
Are any of you… Gay? 😏
In case you don’t know any of the flags\ can’t read my handwriting:
Sketch: All pronouns, Genderqueer, queer
Tony: He/they, bi
Colin: He/they, bi
Shrignold: They/he/it, Non-binary, Trans, pan
Veg:They/Them, Non-binary, Aro-Ace
Lazzy: They/he/she, Genderfluid, bi
Benjamin: He/him, Omni (female pref.)
Brendon: He/xey, questioning
Steak: he/him, gay
Francis: He/she, gay
Gilbert: he/him, trans, straight
Lily: She/her, questioning
Todney: he/him, questioning
•Others that didn’t fit•
Doi: he/they, questioning
Roy: he/him, straight
Coffin: he/him, Unlabeled
Lacy(Laptop): She/her, questioning
Speshal One: She/they, questioning
Monster Can: they/it, Unlabeled
Bread bitch: he/she/they, questioning
Red Guy: he/him, Omni (male pref.)
Duck: He/him, pan
Electracey: All pronouns, genderfluid, poly
If there’s anyone I left out please let me know
COLIN. RUN. THE HIGH CAST IS COMING TO GET YOU.
I think Colin’s got it covered
For the H1gh cast,
play spin the bottle but whoever the bottle lands on has to eat a spoonful of soy sauce.
-soy sauce loving anon
THIS TOOK SO LONG
I finally finished this, I might add more to it if I have free time,right now I’m a little crunched. I really like the idea! I think Shrignold would get stuck in the bottle. Anyway, asks are closed for the high cast now.
also, @this-person-seems-to-be-useless made Colin shiny and detailed Sketch’s pencil