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America hc that no one asked for(most are self insert)
☆America has kinda wacky teeth like his canines are more up then his other teeth and he has a small over bite
☆He has a biting problem he bites his nails, pencils, lips, inside of his mouth, fingers ect. It has gotten to the point that Mattie noticed and bought him a pack of gum to help him
☆Talks with his hands all the time
☆Talks rlly fast
☆Has dry bitten lips
☆Loves picking people up specifically Ivan, he loves princess carrying him
☆Has seen every single marvel and DC movie and owns all the comics and games
☆Smells like New York
☆Knows like a billion languages but only fully fluent in like half of the ones he knows
☆Rlly good at math and science
☆When he was younger he used to sneak into the schools and would pretend to be a student to make friends
☆Has at least one golden/silver tooth
rusamechu
There are many flavors of this trio I enjoy and they all involve ame being the most jealous, most neglected, and most psychologically tortured.
I’m l3wd and just want them to both fuck ame from both ends till he’s full of kum and passes out!!!!!!! Teehee!!! Haha!!!!!
-what the hell did you include? -m? oh it's dua lipa (I don't know why this particular song) J Balvin, Dua Lipa, Bad Bunny, Tainy - un dia (one day)
Chiikawafied them
I feel like England has kind of lost the dread and fear they once felt when America's birthday comes up. Thanks to France and other countries basically giving em some free-range therapy and consoling England only sulks for 2 days instead of the whole month of July.
Though America comes across as completely oblivious to this fact, I think they are very VERY aware of this. Like during the party for America's birthday, they like pull England aside just to say that they are the best parent a little colony could've asked for despite all the trouble. It makes England cry rivers and they spend the whole night crying to France about their favorite little bastard child.
England always feels the need to spoil America on their birthday, getting them something they know America will feel a deep connection to.
England then will say something along the lines of "Well, I know what you actually like, so I thought this would be meaningful." And it makes America feel a bit emotional. They don't show it to the crowd of other countries but the moment that America and England are alone 100% America is going to break down a little.
Please do not tag this as usuk.
Funny Ameripan scenario
Japan always seems so uninterested when visiting America in their home country. They always seem so neutral about everything, even the cool monuments. But, the MOMENT America goes to Japan in their home country America finds a room FILLED with American stuff. This is how America finds out that Japan is a complete westaboo and secretly buys assortments of American stuff.
Ameripan is so interesting because I feel like Alfred/Amelia would tiptoe around being fully romanticly open while Kiku/Sakura would be so blatant about it. Like Alfred/Amelia would bring Kiku/Sakura chocolates and be like "Hey, if you ever wanna hang out, I'm free for the next 3 days!" And Kiku/Sakura would be like "Ah, I see. Our date will be tomorrow at 8am. Do not be late, America." And It would catch Alfred/Amelia off guard so badly because they aren't used to being so forward all the time.
By the way, I headcanon rusame as a exes, who are still attracted to each other. And it kills them both. In my head, from Alfred's side it's more like "Please fuck off, it's already hard for me". From Ivan's side it's "Either you come back to me, or I press the red button."
Fun Hetalia Headcannon
Alfred is way more northeast than Amelia. He totally hangs out in the woods and bird watches. He would totally have a small cottage on a lakeside in north Dakota that he goes to whenever he's feeling stressed about stuff. Alfred would totally have the random ass ability to catch salmon with his bare hands or carve knifes out of wood. Amelia on the other hand, is like the stereotypical Texas/Florida girl. Every other day when she's not ruining Arthur or Matthew's day she's out in Texas or Arizona admiring the desert atmosphere. She would totally be infatuated with the numerous ghost towns sprinkled around New Mexico and Arizona. On that same note, Amelia goes feral for western wildlife, wanting to own as many gila monsters as she could (But she wouldn't though because Arthur would flip his shit if he found out she got one.) She would be an expert on how to get water out of cacti or how to spot out venomous desert lizards/snakes.
This is definitely Alfred's work desktop IM NOT JOKING I SWEAR THIS IS MY HEADCANNON-
I remember long ago, when I was a university freshman...
England: I would like to know the reason you miss meeting by meeting. America: well, my schedule (skɛʤʊl) is tight now. England: you meant schedule (ʃɛdjuːl). America: schedule. England: sche-dule. America: who told you it is correct? England: I did, and moreover, I taught you English yer shitty... America: so why do you say school (skuːl) like that? England: keeps the silence of confusion.
NOTE: both variants are good and useful, though I have been learning UK standard since school. so the American English is still specific to me.
I frankly used someone's tiktok video to make this.
RIP yer ears.
- I brought a snack. Wanna watch "The Nightmare before Christmas" together?👻🎃
the amount of WIP (work in progress) hetalia fanfics are insane,
( if you see, I have a favorite.)
I tried to make a gif with a beautiful couple🙏
Work not yet finished, but I already like it so much🙏
honestly inspired by fanfiction @aph-america 💐
