Annabeth Chase - Blog Posts

like bffr they are words on a page… if literally anyone else played annabeth yall would be jumping up and down. leah is my annabeth and she should be yours too 😘

There you go racists. Book accurate Annabeth to cure your souls 🤌🤌🤌

going crazy right now

"the oracle is laughing at us" well I don't know about her but I sure am giggling and kicking my feet.

my children!!!!!!

BABY PERCABETH YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO ME

literally my child

annabeth: this seems impertinent

percy: i am impertinent

Warriors AU Argo 2 crew completed

Hecate: So your friends' names are Anna and groverbeth, right?

Anna: ........

Groverbeth: ........

Percy: Yup, close enough

Aphrodite: You love Annabeth

Grover: You love Annabeth

Chiron: You love Annabeth

Chb: You love Annabeth

Poseidon: You love Annabeth

Percy: whut? No way

Percy: *Goes on a quest to save her, holds up the sky, gets scared when she might become a hunter of Artemis*

Percy: *ages later* Guys, I think I like Annabeth

Annabeth: What did I tell you about comparing Octavian to the devil?

Percy: ...........that it's offensive to the devil?

Annabeth: *facepalms*

Percy: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Annabeth you'll kill me?

Thalia: No, if you hurt Annabeth she's perfectly capable of killing you herself

Chiron: Not every problem can be solved with a knife

Annabeth: I know

Annabeth: That's why I carry two knifes

Annabeth: I love how we say "oh man" to express disappointed

Reyna: Because men are, in fact disappointing

Percy: You know that if I touch water it heals me right?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Percy: Would the same happen to you if you touched a dictionary?

Annabeth: .............

Percy: .........

Percy: That was a serious question

Mr.D, gesturing towards Hazel: Okay, first of all I'd like to introduce our new ambassador of camp Jupiter, Hailey, and I'd like to thank her for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed to me this morning. Unnecessary but appreciated

Piper, whispering to Hazel: Why'd you give him two dollars?

Hazel, whispering back : I thought he was homeless

Percy: My only talent is to bring stress

Annabeth: Don't you mean to be stressed?

Percy, looking at Chiron, who's downing 6 aspirins: I don't think so

Percy: I gave the gods a "get well soon" card

Annabeth: I didn't know they were sick

Percy: Their not, I just thought they could do better

Annabeth: Ok, we need a distraction. Who here is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Leo: My time has come

Percy: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Annabeth: Murder

Percy: Homieocide

Piper: What's the difference between Greeks and Romans anyway?

Jason: Well, The Romans are assholes. The Greeks are assholes who have fun

Annabeth: The gods literally condemned you to die, how are you still alive?

Percy: bold of you to assume any God is stronger than my spite

my roman empire

the seven are not-so-battle ready…

thinking about that scene in mark of athena where they're woken up on the argo II and are all ready to fight in their pajamas and wanted to do my own take on their pjs lol

sally jackson and annabeth chase solidarity is my favourite thing ever

heroes of olympus - the mark of athena

Percy @ Annabeth: I picked you because I’m not sure we’d ever be friends

Book readers:

while we're on the topic of talking about changes the pjo show made that i love, im glad they didn't push the whole Annabeth saying she and Percy *have* to be enemies because athena and Poseidon have beef. Instead she's just this cryptid autistic strategist 12 yr old who stalks Percy and pushes him into the water. She's like "hmm this white boy will perfectly serve my purpose and schemes" and she's so real for that

okay but like the way they introduced the fatal flaws was so subtle and soooo insanely good. like alecto playing on annabeth's pride to get her to give up percy versus medusa appealing to percy's loyalty to get him to give up annabeth and grover. sooo good fr fr.

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

So the gods are notoriously bad parents, but have we considered what it would be like if they acted like normal parents?

Zeus: AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF YOU FOLLOW MY RULES

Thalia: under your-? YOU MEAN THE SKY?!?!

Or

Athena: I believe it's probably about time we have... the talk

Annabeth: bold words from a virgin goddess

Or

Hades: when I was your age my parents never gave me handouts. I had to work for what I wanted

Nico: your dad literally ate you, I -

Or

Poseidon: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

Percy: so... this has happened and I'm gonna let you know now that it will happen again

Or

Will: just gonna say that Aunt Artemis doesn't force her huntresses to go to music lessons...

Apollo: If Aunt Artemis is so great then go live with her!

Will: if I was a girl I would

Or

Aphrodite: Because I said so

Piper: jokes on you, I have charmspeak too

Or

Pluto: Another dog? We have a dog! One could argue that we even have three. Besides, who is gonna end up taking care of this dog? Me. You and Nico aren't responsible. Besides, dogs are expensive. You know, money doesn't grow on trees-

Hazel: because...i can get it from the ground??