And They’re Completely Confused As To How To Make This Speed Up - Blog Posts

marauders marauders era sirius black the marauders the marauders era harry potter marauders mwpp mwpp era maraudersera hp mwpp it took like 20 - 30 minutes the hat couldn’t figure out where the bastard should go he’s cunning enough for slytherin smart enough for ravenclaw loyal enough for hufflepuff brave enough for gryffindor he genuinely could’ve thrived anywhere and the hat nearly lost it plus sirius kept asking questions and shit kept questioning everything and being weirdly philosophical sirius: what truly constitutes bravery or kindness? are they measurable traits or more concepts? sorting hat: stfu and let me think you little shit at some point dumbledore and minnie are just glancing at each other and sirius/the hat and the rest of the students to be sorted and they’re completely confused as to how to make this speed up so everyone else can be sorted the pin drop moment when the hat said gryffindor no one knew what to do the first black to go anywhere other than slytherin james was the first to start clapping but it was still super tense for the rest of the ceremony none of the teachers or older students recovered until like 2 weeks later