And I’d Turn And Walk Around The Whole Block Instead - Blog Posts

back in high school i used to be like this as a pedestrian like I would reach an intersection if there were cars there I’d feel so bad about making them wait that I’d pretend I didn’t need to cross and I’d turn and walk around the whole block instead sometimes for over half an hour at the same intersection id just keep walking until there weren’t any more cars not anymore though if you’re a car and you so much as touch the crosswalk while im crossing I will place a curse on your bloodline and slit your tires with my mind oh? oh you wanna inch into the crosswalk bc you can’t handle .4 seconds of waiting? JAIL! JAIL FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS WIZARD CURSE not you star im talking abt la drivers