And I Havent Taught Him How To Google Yet As He Has A V Busy Schedule N I'd Hate To Bother Him. - Blog Posts

<prev tags he's shaking in my hand rn im abt to place him v gently into his shoebox n feed bits of bread cheese n also a tiny vitamin my window and curl up inside a v soft sock n he'll yawn v quietly n he'll b soso happy cos wow look at how nice this is n when i come home he'll be soso glad to see me cos after i make dinner n do the chores n check off my to-do list i'll sit w him n plot his divorce. he'll shake his head like 'urm u r crazy for that i'm so small n the world is so big n u want me to suffer.' n i'll pat his head n assure him that it won't be him who's gettin divorced just a version of him. n he'll sigh cos phewww he doesnt acc know wht divorce is and i havent taught him how to google yet as he has a v busy schedule n i'd hate to bother him. anyway. yeah sry i don't rly vibe w fancasts lol x mhm yes perfect