Alderaan - Blog Posts
MOFF TARKIN USES "THE GRINCH FAMILY" AS PUPPET GOVERNMENTS ON OTHER INSTANCES OF HIS HOME PLANET ALDERAAN, AND THEY RENAMED THE PLANET IN THOSE TIMES AS LILLIPUT.
BITCHES FROM ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILLA WHO HAVE BEEN ON THIS PLANET FOR A VERY LONG TIME ARE BEING MANIPULATED BY OTHERS IN MANY WAYS INCLUDING THROUGH INFORMATION MANIPULATION SUCH AS PROVIDING INCORRECT DATA, WHICH IS EASIER BECAUSE BITCHES LIKE THEM DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO DEVICES ON THIS PLANET. CRIMINALS WANT TO KEEP THE BITCHES FROM ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILLA HERE TO USE THEM AND WE WANT THEM TO LEAVE THIS PLANET IMMEDIATELY.
Recommend attaching additional identifying information to personnel files to supplement identification numbers and avoid confusion associated with data substitution attacks
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Computing and computational or memory devices associated with Giedi and Alderaan noted historically across many timelines as being very insecure
False military intelligence from instances of planets such as Alderaan and Giedi noted in relation to this instance of this planet
Time travelers or corrupt officials having bodies resembling their enemies printed and delivered to or placed in time traveler or invader detention areas, such as "caught in failed" coffin-sized holding compartments where sensory replaced invaders or time travelers are sometimes kept
ORSON KRENNIC GALEN ERSO TARKIN
MOFF TARKIN GAROCHE TARKIN RIVOCHE TARKIN
Star Wars Rebels | original trilogy concept art by Ralph McQuarrie Garazeb Orrelios | Chewbacca Lothal landscape | Alderaan landscape Lothal capital city | Alderaan capital city Imperial Super Commandos | Boba Fett Azmorigan | Jabba the Hutt + Ralph McQuarrie concept art hanging in Thrawn’s office:
