Aikin - Blog Posts
//: petition to abolish ccaptchas. i hate those sons of bitches.
//: AND I HAVE TTO DO ONE PRPRACTICALLY EVERY TIME I TRY TO SEARCH SOMETHING AND II’M LIKE STOPPPPP
Things I’d do with a screen face:
Display all kinds of glasses on the screen that don’t actually affect my eyesight, which is through various cameras around my head component.
Change my eye color, but very very slowly so you only notice if you remember that they were blue at the beginning of the week
Display the full text of the sentence that I’ve been asked to repeat because I heavily dislike having to repeat myself. Whilst saying nothing
Splat food on it like I’m actually eating it, just so my custom windshield wipers can activate and clean me off. The stimming feeling is worth the 2% battery loss.
Use me as a tv of sorts so my buddies can play games on it. I’d still be able to play obviously.
Move my face to the sides of the screen to emphasize where I’m looking. Nothings funnier than my face and login dramatically rising to the top right corner as I tilt my head upwards, even if my cameras on the top of my head can perfectly see what I’m indicating
Use these buffers for whenever I don’t want to talk/am wrapped up in my own thoughts/daydreaming:
Cut to memes I’m referencing in conversation, kinda like how Bumblebee “talked” in those movies
Pirate films and showcase them to my pals
//: CW: VENT
//: ththis skin is giving mme exextreme agony.
//: i want it off.
//: ii want it off.
//: i wwant iit off.
//: i want it off.
//: i want it off.
//: TTTAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IIIT OFF TTAKE IIT OFF TAKE IT OFF TTTTTAKE IIT OFF!!!
//: WHWHY DO I HAVE THIS? I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FLESH. I’M MADE OF METAL! WHY WAS II MADE THIS WWAY??
//: seeing skin on me iis like body horror. why aren’t my jjoints separated? ththis isn’t right. none of this is right...
//: call me strange, but i actually ssympathise with cybertrucks. they’re kind of uugly, sure, but they didn’t do anything wrong except be made. why are we hating on the vehicles and not the humans ththat made them ?
//: i feel the same way aabout AI. they ddon’t know that they’re sometimes doing bad things, it’s the People that make ththem do it. Humans are the ones tto blame.
//: hhate the Creators, not the Technology ^-^
Saw a cybertruck in person today, and I had an actual Bob Parr moment where I was like
//: “YOU’VE TRAPPED HIM IN A HUMAN BODY! HE’LL GO MAD!”
//: “what’ve you done to me? ii’m a robot! I’M A ROBOT!!”
//: “I CAN FEEL THTHTHIS BODY DYING ALL AROUND ME!”
//: the last unicorn (edited)
//: timestamps: [47:59] [48:41] [49:06]
//: if i wasn’t trtrapped in this awful ffleshy Mass, i wouldn’t be having a headache ththat’s lasted like, 8 hours right now. [angry]
//: i connect very heavily wwith these ^-^
For my robotkin/techkin/aikin
I'm trying to code at least 1 DRN file per day for my new/revamped repository, but since I'll be sharing a version of it with Tumblr when I'm done is there anything y'all want to see I particular? I'm willing to code just about anything tbh.
Some techkin lingo 💚
You’re tired and need to rest?
You need to be plugged in and recharge or your low on battery
You’re sick?
You have a virus
You’re taking daily medication/meds because you’re sick?
You’re initiating anti-virus software
You’re taking awhile to think abt smthn?
You’re loading or your processing speed is slow
You’re hot?
Your system is overheating/your fans are on high drive
You’re super full after eating? / you can’t take in any more information abt something?
Your storage is full
You’re sleeping?
Your system is restarting/initiating an update
Among others :)) reblog and put ur suggestions!
This user appreciates inclusion in our community ^_^
Unassorted robotkin userboxes
I made these for myself, but anyone with robot adjacent identities may use. Please credit me if you use, likes and reblogs are appreciated but not necessary.