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sometimes im watching bojack horseman and itll be really emotional until i realise how ridiculous the names are like “mr peanutbutter” “pinky penguin” “princess carolyn” “hollyhock manheim-mannheim-guerrero-robinson-zilberschlag-hsung-fonzarelli-mcquack” “butterscotch” “herb kazzaz” “sextina aquafina” I COULD GO ON.
I’ve been seeing people drawing @potato-lord-but-not’s guys and I gotta get in on that
Watching movies like this would work out I think because Arthur can’t see and John is a chronic yapper
Empires (S1) X life series AU: Lizzie knows
Hello tumblr people, hear ye hear ye, I have yet another AU to share with you.
A life series AU x Empires SMP au, where the ocean queens husband goes missing (by the hand of the Watchers) and ends up in 3rd life. Lizzie immedeately catches on, and forcefully puts herself in Last Life. Her goal becomes to weaken and destroy the Watchers, and free the players from the inside out.
Lizzie starts the fairy fort as a cover-up, makes a deal with Joel to win Tango's game and informs Martyn of her plan. Joel "kills" lizzie, to make it seem to the Watchers like they're against one another, and the fairy fort burns as an excuse for her to join the Shadow clan.
During the entirety of last life, she sows peoples souls together with a needle and thread, in preperation for double life. After last life ends, she forcefully starts double life instead of limited life (what the Watchers wanted). This change sucessfully frees Mumbo, Skizz and herself from the games. Besides that, the "you're dead but not really, because your soulmate died but you didn't", puts Ren put of action too.
This plan works for a little bit, but in LL the watchers catch on, bring some players back (but failed with mumbo) and blocks lizzie from entering the game. She manages to get in through Pearl, but gets immedeately noticed and thrown out.
In secret life, lizzie breaks back in and now starts putting her full focus on breaking the Canary curse and creating a portal out of the SL world. She opens a portal to the end, and let's herself fall, where she opens another portal to Empires with the help of Martyn. Both of them are briefly freed, but the Watchers catch on and bring Martyn back. BUT the Canary curse is broken, and the Watchers now have less power on Jimmy. He dies right after due to his own stupidity though.
Lizzie spend a lot of her power on opening those portals, and is now incredibly weakened. The Watchers add her to the games in her weakness, and she gets played like a fiddle in Wild Life. She'll have to try again next time.
This entire thing was a brain fart created by this song