Abraham Van Helsing - Blog Posts
What Dracula adaptations are about: Victorian beauty, romance, gore, gentle kisses in the night, other gothic poetry stuff
What the book was about: A group of friends and their weird kooky grandpa kill Dracula to avenge their collective dead girlfriend
Night of November 4th,1897 (colorized)
Mrs. Westenra: I threw away all that silly, smelly garlic 😊
Van Helsing:
Watch out Dracula he’s got… Academic Credentials
Gonna have to start adopting the brilliant Dr Van Helsing strategy of shouting obscure metaphors and riddles at the homies when they aren’t on board with my insane schemes until they are too confused to say no
If the Dracula cast had social media (shudders)
Dracula - Closeted webtoon reader, also likes BitLife and maybe he’d post the most unfunniest memes to the discord server that just has the Dracula cast in it.
Johnathan - Instagram filled with food pics + life blog/vlogger (I AM LIVING WITH AN ACTUAL VAMPIRE IN HIS SPOOKY CASTLE ((NOT CLICKBAIT)))
Mina - Audiobook youtuber, she’d have the best voice for it and she sure as hell could voice dramatic scenes well #girlboss + maybe a Facebook page with cute photos of her and Johnathan and a LOT of her and Lucy being cute and having fun.
Lucy - Twitch Sims Streamer, she seems like such a simmer… even sul sul becomes a vocal stim for her eventually
Helsing - Literally only uses Facebook to play those cute farming games + he would absolutely love playing those mystery click and find games
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