Hawke: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large box.
Varric: Fenris said “I love you,” and you said “thanks,” didn’t you?
Hawke: The reasons are PERSONAL!
Clean up of a doodle I liked. I've mostly played through Inquisition since that was the only game I had for a while, but I have since started Origins and will play the games in order.
It’s been so long since I’ve been on tumblr… feels like coming home.. it’s weird
patreon request for Audrey - an interpretation of The Thing Whose Name Sounds Like Horned Head, But Is Not 🦌
"Goodbye, Varric, and thank you."
Varric: Great, we’re in the Deep Roads. I feel myself getting dwarfier by the minute. Did I just sprout a beard?
Varric: (Sighs.) I hate caves.
Cassandra: Yes, yes. You hate the Deep Roads, and caves, and the outdoors.
Iron Bull: And slopes. Uneven ground. The dark. Pretty much all kinds of weather.
Blackwall: Also quiet. Most kinds of smells. Rain. Water in general.
Sera: And everything that isn’t hearing himself talk.
Cole: The smell of the sea. “Who made the ground vertical?” Mountains covered in the dead.
Dorian: Orlesian cafes. Taverns that are too tidy. Slopes of greater than ten degrees.
Vivienne: And Orlesians, Fereldans, Nevarrans, mages, Templars, the entire Merchants Guild, nugs.
Varric: Look, I have to complain, or you’ll forget I’m even here and trip over me! I’m providing a service.
Endless list of my favorite characters: Varric Tethras - Dragon Age 2/Inquisition
↳ “I keep hoping none of this is real. That this is all some bullshit from the fade and it’ll just disappear.”
new copypasta just dropped
The Black Stag
"So, we've got a whole city-state full of trouble to get into. Shall we get started?"
So I can’t be the only varric lover that has recently gone from “are they finally going to let me fuck that dwarf” to “oh they’re killing him” in the last few days and is feeling unreasonable levels of grief, right