I CAN'T BC MY STEPDAD HAS THE HAIRCUT AND IS FR BALDING SO PLEASE- I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OF BC OF THIS-

I CAN'T BC MY STEPDAD HAS THE HAIRCUT AND IS FR BALDING SO PLEASE- I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OF BC OF THIS-

ITS SO EARLY I NEDA SUFFECATE MYSELF TO COVER UP MY LAUGHING

BRO WHY DOES LEGO ALWAYS DO PPL DIRTY LIKE THIS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

BRO WHY DOES LEGO ALWAYS DO PPL DIRTY LIKE THIS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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2 years ago
zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...
Synopsis. - "Who Knew Corrupting Little Angels Like You Were So... Fun"
Synopsis. - "Who Knew Corrupting Little Angels Like You Were So... Fun"
Synopsis. - "Who Knew Corrupting Little Angels Like You Were So... Fun"
Synopsis. - "Who Knew Corrupting Little Angels Like You Were So... Fun"

synopsis. - "Who knew corrupting little angels like you were so... Fun"

references. - โš‰ โš† โš‡

word count. - 1.12 k words

mutuals/friends. - @yellowaxol @zmzsnakes @mortal-mayhem

cont.warning- flirty-subby error, bondage, markings, nicknames [ruru], tentadick, teasing, mean-nice error, corruption kink [?]

recommended music. - Call out my name by The Weeknd, All the time by Jeremih

๐™‰๐™ค๐™ฌ ๐™‡๐™ค๐™–๐™™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ...

๐˜‰๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ & ๐˜Ž๐˜ข๐˜จ โ”†"All creations/edits belong to ยฉ๐’๐ฎ๐›๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐ฎ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘; ๐€๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐‘๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฌ ๐‘๐ž๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐ž๐"โ”†

Synopsis. - "Who Knew Corrupting Little Angels Like You Were So... Fun"

"๊…๊‚๊’’๊’’ ๊’’๊„ฒ๊„ฒ๊€˜ ๊…๊๊„ฒ ๊…๊‚ ๊๊‹ฌ๊’ฆ๊‚ ๊๊‚๊‹ช๊‚"

Error's glitched voice rung through the empty space, walking up to you as you backed away. Desperately calling to Ink for help, only to feel his strings pull you back, coming face to face with the destroyer of aus; You chest pressed against his as he eyes you down.

"๊’ฏ๊„ฒ๊‹Š'๊“„ ๊ƒณ๊„ฒ๊“„๊๊‚๊‹ช ๊‰”๊‹ฌ๊’’๊’’๊’๊‹Š๊Œ ๊Šฐ๊„ฒ๊‹ช ๊’๊‹Š๊€˜ ๊๊‚ ๊‰”๊‹ฌ๊‹Š'๊“„ ๊๊‚๊‹ฌ๊‹ช ๊Œฆ๊„ฒ๊’ค ๊‹ฌ๊‹Š๊Œฆ๊…๊‹ฌ๊Œฆ๊‡™" He responds and puts a hand on your cheek, curious about how you even got here in the first place. His eyes slipping down to your covered chest as another one of his hands held your waist, the reaction he had left you confused.

Both you and Ink found him weird, one minute he doesn't want people to touch him and the next he's touching you. He was odd for sure as he strings tightened slightly when he spots one of his strings being cut from your razor.

You look away from him as he turns your chin to face him, afraid he might cut you. Turning your face again as he let's out a glitched laughter.

"๊‹ฌ๊…๊… ๊…๊๊‹ฌ๊“„'๊‡™ ๊“„๊๊‚ ๊‚ต๊‹ฌ๊“„๊“„๊‚๊‹ช? ๊‹ฌ๊Šฐ๊‹ช๊‹ฌ๊’๊’ฏ ๊’ ๊‚ต๊’๊Œ๊๊“„ ๊ƒณ๊’๊“„๊‚" He tease and kisses your cheek, making you look back at him in shock. Confused as he kisses you again, his strings loosening and making you comfortable enough to pull away; A loose string of saliva left on your chin as you attempted to catch your breath, his tongues sticking out and wriggling like tentacles of their own.

"๊‹ฌ๊‹ช๊‚ ๊Œฆ๊„ฒ๊’ค โฑงษ„โ‚ฃโ‚ฃ ๊„ฒ๊€˜ ๊…๊’๊“„๊ ๊“„๊๊’๊‡™" He asks when he felt your hands hold his face, in his mind he was panicking, trying not to glitch out and mess up his moment; His strings making it evident he was bound to panic.

"Error, it's ok. If you don't want to, we can stop." You coo and gently held his face, he did jump a little but eventually melted into your touch. Somehow purring as you gave him kisses on his cheeks before kissing his teeth, making him blush and kiss back; One by one his tongues would graze yours, making the kiss extra sloppy as he teleports you to his oversized beanbag. Your legs wrapping around his waist as he kisses down to your neck, his warm hands groping your chest whilst moans slipped from your lips.

Error's hands would roam lower and lower till they were both holding your thighs, spreading them and pulling off your panties. Throwing them nearby and running a finger through your slit, watching your reactions closely before putting one inside. Soaking up the way you'd arch from just his finger before putting another, fucking you with his fingers as you tried desperately to not scream in bliss.

"๊‰”๊‚ต๊„ฒ๊‹Š ๊’ฏ๊„ฒ๊‹Š'๊“„ ๊๊’๊’ฏ๊‚ ๊Œฆ๊„ฒ๊’ค๊‹ช ๊‚ต๊„ฒ๊‹ฌ๊‹Š๊‡™ ๊Šฐ๊‹ช๊„ฒ๊‚ต ๊‚ต๊‚ ๊‹ฌ๊‹Š๊Œ๊‚๊’’" He begs and gently rubs his thumb on your clit, making you buck and arch again. Him kissing your face and watching how you took his fingers so well on the first try.

"Fe-feels so so good ru" You coo and grab hold of his coat when he pulls you up to him, your legs now wrapped around his neck as he kisses your clit before sticking his tongues inside, all of them wriggling and making a mess of you as you called out his name; Your shirt falling down and helping you cover your face as your toes curled in on themselves. Your hands holding onto his head when your felt your climax coming.

Until he stops, making you whine and question why he stopped. Looking down you saw his cocks, all five of them writhing and throbbing as they formed, sensitive to the touch as his breath hitched in throat when your fingers touched one.

One by one as slow as he could he pushed them inside, his eyes glitching for a quick second before going back to normal. His hands working on their own as he pushed them in to the hilt, throwing his head back from the snug, tight fit.

Error held you by the waist as he starts thrusting, cursing under his breath as his cocks move on their own accord; Rubbing at the gummy, warmer spots inside you as tears slip from your eyes, the strings that once held you loosely were wrapped around your arms as a means to restrict you from touching. Watching him work and try not to cum too soon.

He was already going sloppy due to how tight you were he couldn't even thrust properly as you restricted his movements, just the feeling of multiple tentacles squirming inside you alone made goosebumps run on your spine pleasurably.

"๊Šฐ๊’ค๊‰”๊€˜๊’๊‹Š' ๊’’๊„ฒ๊’ฆ๊‚ ๊“„๊๊’๊‡™ ๊‰ฃ๊’ค๊‡™๊‡™๊Œฆ" he mutters as he thrusts upwards into you, lifting you by your back and thrusting harder inside, feeling them form the shape of a cock inside and stretching you even more than you thought you could. Feeling the ever so present piercings and veins at the base of his cock; Impaling you whilst your hands supported yourself, your juices mixing and dripping from you onto the beanie. Tears threatening to fall as he starts kissing you, sitting you down on his lap and chuckling as he watches you suffer.

You pull away again and try to escape him and his harsh thrusting by turning around and attempting to crawl away, only for him to pull you back and thrust harsher. Your back arching as he grips your waist, his teasing laughter made you break down and cry from pleasure.

"๊‹ฌ๊…๊… ๊“„๊‹ช๊Œฆ๊’๊‹Š๊Œ ๊“„๊„ฒ ๊‹ช๊’ค๊‹Š ๊‹ฌ๊…๊‹ฌ๊Œฆ? ๊“„๊๊‹ฌ๊“„ ๊…๊„ฒ๊‹Š'๊“„ ๊๊‚๊’’๊‰ฃ ๊Œฆ๊„ฒ๊’ค ๊’ฏ๊‚๊‹ฌ๊‹ช" He purrs and bites on your back softly, giggling at the bitemark it left. Completely unaware of your body threatening to cum if he doesn't stop.

Your little mascara made a mess on your shirt the more you let tears run, wanting to cum so badly to the point where you grew sensitive; Your pussy clenching around him as you were going to cloud nine.

And he could feel it, he could feel the sudden clenching and he can feel his own climax coming soon, rubbing on your clit to hurry the process as he wanted to cum with you. Even whispering lewd remarks in your ears.

And it works, with you squirting a creamy mess on his cock and he pumps you full. Thrusting any amount of his cum deep inside as the rest seeped out of you and onto his bean bag; Pulling out and watching his and your mixed cum slowly pour from you, with you hiccupping as he coos you down. 'Borrowing' a bucket of warm water, pills and chocolate as he helps to clean you up before covering you with his coat and turning on the tv to Undernovela, cautious that you were sleeping and turned it down.

โ”†"All creations/edits belong to ยฉ๐’๐ฎ๐›๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐ฎ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘; ๐€๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐‘๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฌ ๐‘๐ž๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐ž๐"โ”†

Synopsis. - "Who Knew Corrupting Little Angels Like You Were So... Fun"

"I want to thank you all for being here with me throughout 2021-2023, I love your requests I love your asks and I especially love you all as a whole, thank you again for coming so far with me and I hope you enjoy this wonderful new year" -with love, sublieu

2 years ago

Girl calm down- i feel you but calm down

Girl Calm Down- I Feel You But Calm Down

Sandy could lift us with just a finger.

Sandy Could Lift Us With Just A Finger.

You big himbo fuck I'm finna climb that dick like a mountain one day I just know it.

2 years ago
New Lmk Oc :3

New lmk oc :3

2 years ago

Lmao i see the marvel refrens...know we just need an art of wukong looking in a merror and saying "....That is West's/China's ass..."

Lmao I See The Marvel Refrens...know We Just Need An Art Of Wukong Looking In A Merror And Saying "....That
Merry Crisis

merry crisis

2 years ago

i'm allready cryinb wtf

I'm Allready Cryinb Wtf
Synopsis: "Macaque Has Trust Issues And Won't Tell You Anything About Him, How Will Things Work Out?
Synopsis: "Macaque Has Trust Issues And Won't Tell You Anything About Him, How Will Things Work Out?
Synopsis: "Macaque Has Trust Issues And Won't Tell You Anything About Him, How Will Things Work Out?
Synopsis: "Macaque Has Trust Issues And Won't Tell You Anything About Him, How Will Things Work Out?
Synopsis: "Macaque Has Trust Issues And Won't Tell You Anything About Him, How Will Things Work Out?

synopsis: "Macaque has trust issues and won't tell you anything about him, how will things work out? will it be good, bad or worse?"

references: none

word count: 1.5k words

cont. warning: angst, accidental injury, arguing, crying

mutuals/friends: @chimemori @zuzuthesnake @yellowaxol @mortal-mayhem

๐“๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ˆ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌโ”†"All creations/edits belong to ยฉ๐’๐ฎ๐›๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐ฎ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘; ๐€๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐‘๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฌ ๐‘๐ž๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐ž๐"โ”†๐™‰๐™ค๐™ฌ ๐™‡๐™ค๐™–๐™™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ...

Synopsis: "Macaque Has Trust Issues And Won't Tell You Anything About Him, How Will Things Work Out?

Things were difficult when it came to Macaque. Always wanting to be this 'standoff-ish' villain when in reality he's hurt, scared, and insecure; Not interested in revealing his emotions as he thinks this makes him weak or insignificant.

He was slowly starting to open himself up to Mk and his crew, but he was never open with you. Even though you were his wife and if he was uncomfortable he should say something.

But he was scared; Scared of how you'd see him and how you'd react to his past. And he had every right to be considering how you were twice as powerful if not more than him and even leaving your first husband for him which he doesn't even know the real reason why.

"Hey did Macaque tell you about him and Wukong?" Mk starts the conversation with you as Macaque helped with training Mei and Redson in combat, being distracted to not pay too much attention to what you were speaking about. "What do you mean?" You look down at the apprentice whilst checking scrolls sent from Nezha; His eyes widen as if he saw a ghost.

"That's strange, I thought he'd talk to you about why he and Wukong even kicked off in the first place considering you were his wife." He replies and shrugs it off as he pours a glass of lemonade, but you stopped your work to understand what exactly he meant; Did he and Wukong have a relationship when he met you? Should you be worried about where he's going at night? but Mk explains the situation to you, leaving you sighing in relief.

"Still though I'd speak to him about it, the fact that you don't know and you heard from me worries me, maybe it's best at night you talk to him about it."

It's 9:00, Macaque guides them to the sandy shores of his home and watches them fly off into the city before turning and leaving for his home. Stretching and coming to your shared room to snuggle for the night.

"Hey, is something wrong?" Macaque inquires when you don't react to his hugs, flicking one of his ears when you sigh and dog ear your book. Tempted to ask Macaque about your conversation

"What happened between you and Wukong?"

Macaque looks to the side and sits up, as if not wanting to answer the question and trying to change the subject. But you weren't going to allow him to do so unless he explains what happened. "I don't wanna talk about it." he tries to change the subject.

"Macaque it's not fair that you go and speak to others and not at least tell me." You sit up and fold your arms whilst glaring at his back, his tail flicks as he groans in annoyance. "Y/n we've talked about this" "Talked about what? because I know absolutely nothing about you."

"That's because I don't want you to know." "It's not fair that you go and tell people everything about you when I don't know jack shit!!"

You're now standing up, your arms still folded as you glare him down harder. He can feel your anger building and he knows he could've told you. It wasn't fair to you that you were always the last to know any information about him.

"Y/n stop." "NO, I WON'T. WHY WON'T YOU BE HONEST WITH ME AND TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST PERSON TO KNOW ANY INFORMATION ABOUT YOU?" "BECAUSE THIS IS THE REACTION I CAN'T HANDLE WHEN YOU'RE UPSET." "THEN BE HONEST WITH ME MACAQUE, WHAT'S THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YOU AND WUKONG?" "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS? IF I CAN'T TELL YOU I WON'T OK?!"

He yells as you stood in front of him, accidentally pushing you into the wall behind you and letting the back of your head bleed; Your hand stares at your blood in disbelief as he holds a hand over his mouth before trying to help you up. Only to be pushed by you onto the bed as you pack a bag to stay at your parents for a few days as he tries (and fails) to stop you from leaving the house.

"Get out of my way." "Y/n please-" "You don't trust me so what's the point of even staying? Move out of my way Macaque." He pleads with you as you try to get him to move, refusing to budge and trying to calm you down before things get even more heated

"Y/n-" "Macaque I'm not afraid of hurting you. Get. Out. Of. My. Way"

You warn, finally moving out of the doorframe so you could be able to fly off to your parents; Holding your hand as if to plead with you a final time to not go. Yanking it away from him and zooming off to the celestial realm.

___________________________________________

"Cmon sweetie we're gonna be late!" "Coming dear~"

Your father laughs and spins your mother around before kissing her, giggling like teenagers as they share a sweet moment before hearing a sudden knock on their door. "Who would be here at this time of the night?" Your mother inquires and looks through the peephole, your dad wrapping his arms around his waist and kissing her neck as he asks who was at the door.

"My Baby!" Your mom swings open the door to find you standing there, your face a mess of tears and sniffles as you hugged your mother whilst she consoles you. "What happened?! Is everything alright at home?" Your father is now in the kitchen making hot cocoa for you as you hid in your blanket, your mom gently patting down your back as she wipes away your tears.

"Why won't he trust me, mom?" "Whatever do you mean dear?" your mother, confused as she tries to console you to no avail. Your tears grew thicker and your whimpers louder. "Am I just that untrustworthy? why can't people just be honest with me?"

You hid in your blanket and start sobbing, your tears uncontrollable as you refused to reveal yourself from within the blanket. Wanting to stay hidden forever till you either die or move on; Your father gently places your hot cocoa and cookies on the coffee table and sits beside you as he gently pats your back. Your mother looks at him with worry, and your father does the same; Putting two together and realizing what's happening.

"Sometimes, it's best to keep secrets dear." "I know that dad, but I don't know anything about him. It's like I have to ask his friends what he likes when doesn't even try to share his interests with me, it's not fair." You whimper as more tears stained your blanket. Your father wipes away the tears from your eyes and gives you a handkerchief to blow in.

"How about this? Why don't you stay here for a few days and we'll figure something out? How does that sound?" Your father suggests as you mope. Sniffling, you look back at him with genuine guilt as you didn't want to intrigue in their privacy "Are you sure?" "Of course we are, although we had somewhere going, we can hold it off for the night." Your mother insists as she gets up to carry in your bags before you held onto her arm.

"No, you guys can go. It's only fair" you reply and stand up whilst stretching, your mother laughs and gently squishes your cheeks before kissing your forehead. "Aw ok, but we have a delivery coming tomorrow so could you be a dear and collect it for us?" she now holds her suitcase with her gentle hands as your father goes outside to pack up the rest of their luggage. She hugs you a final time as he honks the car, giggling and hurrying to him before waving you off, a gentle smile on her face as you wave to her back with your blanket still covering you as they drove off.

'I hope they end up there safe.' you mutter and enter your home, packing away your things and doing whatever chores needed to be done before taking a shower and going to bed. Looking at your ceiling, the only thing glowing in the dark was your stickers. Smiling at the memory before slowly falling asleep.

___________________________________________

"Do you think she'll be alright?" your mother worries as she looks at her phone, staring at your childhood photos as her husband gently holds her thigh before kissing her, "I'm sure she will, besides she's a strong girl just like her mother." awaiting the thick traffic to clear up as he shares a kiss with her before feeling something heavy jump onto the truck of the car.

"Mr and Mrs [l/n], parents of [y/n], and leaving for a trip to New Mexico." the figure chuckles as he waltzes to the car door, the car window automatically rolling down for him to peer in.

"What do you want Macaque?"

ยฉ๐’๐ฎ๐›๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐ฎ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘; ๐€๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐‘๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฌ ๐‘๐ž๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐ž๐

Synopsis: "Macaque Has Trust Issues And Won't Tell You Anything About Him, How Will Things Work Out?
2 years ago

Found an old pic of my oc so here so you kinda know how she looks like

Found An Old Pic Of My Oc So Here So You Kinda Know How She Looks Like

She'll ofc have more modern clothing

listen I know this may come pff as me being stingey cus I got no money

but please I'm begging you

Listen I Know This May Come Pff As Me Being Stingey Cus I Got No Money

draw her as a poc for me PLEASE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I PAY IN WRITING A LEGO MONKIE CHARACTER X CHARACTER PLEASE IM DESPERATE

Listen I Know This May Come Pff As Me Being Stingey Cus I Got No Money
2 years ago

Good luck

zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...
zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...
zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...
2 years ago

I did this with my rl friends... i'm a redson i got 2 mei's and 1 mk and then some others to

Red Son | Which "LEGO Monkie Kid" Character Are You?
You got Red Son! Absolutely 100% dramatic and hot-headed, to the most literal degree imaginable. Red Son is your average, everyday cartoon villain... or so he may tell you. He's actually just a sweetheart, but just desperate for the approval of his parents. He wants to prove to them that he can be worthy of being called their son, because he doesn't get to hear that he is a lot of the time. He do...

*takes the test thinking that theyโ€™ll get MK or Mei*

*My Result saying Iโ€™m Red Son*

Uhhโ€ฆ.

*thinks about it*

Yeah, that makes senseโ€ฆ.that makes a ton of sense.ย 

So Iโ€™m Red Son.ย 

@monktavious-kidsworth is MK.ย  Who else will be a part of our little light trio? XD

2 years ago

Oh you read my over sleept mide mate, Late's make some problematic writen potn my friends go ahead

@mortal-mayhem @zmzsnakes @yellowaxol

I wanna start making more problematic smut. You think it's a good idea? I needa know <:3

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Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...

Call me Zuzu, go by They/it/she/he, whanna know my age? Suck my di-

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