Zuffaellig3 - Same Shit Different Day

zuffaellig3 - same shit different day

More Posts from Zuffaellig3 and Others

zuffaellig3
8 months ago
zuffaellig3 - same shit different day
80K notes View Post
zuffaellig3
8 months ago
zuffaellig3 - same shit different day
3K notes View Post
zuffaellig3
8 months ago
zuffaellig3 - same shit different day
3K notes View Post
zuffaellig3
8 months ago
A post on the r/energydrinks subreddit with a picture of a monster drink frozen into a popsicle and the title "Does making energy drinks into popsicles lower the efficacy if the caffeine? I enjoy mixing together multiple kinds of energy drinks and freezing them into caffeinesciles... but if the freezing process is degrading the caffeine molecules, I'll stop immediately. I need maximum torque."
A comment from u/longrange_tiddymilk that reads "No it shouldn't change the caffeine bioavailability or it's effectiveness. Have you tried shoving the Popsicle up your ass?" OP u/Limo-Dick_Calvin replies, "No, I haven't but if I were to boof an energy drink I think this would definitely be the way to do it. I think I'll schedule a time for myself to boof a caffeinesicle tomorrow at 11am. Edit: I did it. [link to update post]" u/Glad-Jellyfish-69 replies, "bro is going to the ER with frostbite in their colon [frozen emoji]"
Post from u/Limp-Dick_Calvin on r/energydrinks reading: "Update: Energy Drink Popsicle Successfully Boofed. Trip Report: Hey guys, its limp dick calvin, many of you might of seen my post yesterday about my practice of freezing my energy drinks into icy caffeinesicles for my sucking pleasure. Now, quite a few creative folks recommended that I boof the popsicle for maximum caffeine absorption. I've always wanted to boof something, whether that be alcohol, acid, or caffeine, but I never have. Acid is feasible I guess, but the idea of pouring a liquid down my rectum just sounds difficult and unpleasant. For one, my butthole is rather tight as it has never been penetrated, so I can't imagine my brown balloon knot would be accepting of any liquid visitors, if you know what I mean. Another thing is if I managed to get the liquid in there, and then stood up, is it just coming right back out? Just a total mess of a concept imo. However, a caffeinesicle actually provides me with the perfect way to get an energy drink up my asshole. So, I froze a thinner than usual popsicle last night with a mixture of C4 and monster energy, and this morning at 11am, I went into my backyard and used a chair to sit on the popsicle, successfully booing it. I didn't know if I should bob up and down on it like a dildo, so l just sat there. And boy, was it COLD. I felt like I was being possessed by a frost demon. However, I felt absolutely electrified. Like my blood was made of energy drink itself. I don't know if it was the freezing cold, or the rapid absorption of caffeine through my colon, or both. This felt like adderall being mainlined into my veins."
continued from previous post: "After about 3 minutes or so, the popiscle had completely melted in my asshole. I looked around for witnesses, stood up, pulled up my pants, and went to go take a shower in case any leaked out onto my legs. It's been 3 hours since and I still feel like a thousand bucks. I feel like all my brain fog is gone and if I wanted to, I could teach myself how to do commercial real estate in like 6 hours of research. I feel like my brain is limitless. Anyway, just wanted to share with you guys. I'll probably be doing this a couple times a week now. That's about it. See ya." Comment from u/ImpactFire1021: "I need to get off this app man"

Things are happening on reddit

176K notes View Post
zuffaellig3
8 months ago
zuffaellig3 - same shit different day
1K notes View Post
zuffaellig3
8 months ago
zuffaellig3 - same shit different day
1K notes View Post
zuffaellig3
8 months ago
zuffaellig3 - same shit different day
71K notes View Post
zuffaellig3
8 months ago
zuffaellig3 - same shit different day
14K notes View Post
zuffaellig3
8 months ago
zuffaellig3 - same shit different day
942 notes View Post
zuffaellig3
8 months ago
zuffaellig3 - same shit different day
6K notes View Post
  • skumringstimen
    skumringstimen liked this · 2 months ago
  • pansytheleia
    pansytheleia reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • goplay-intraffic
    goplay-intraffic reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • foodyummyinmytummy
    foodyummyinmytummy liked this · 2 months ago
  • tiredspork
    tiredspork reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • tiredspork
    tiredspork liked this · 2 months ago
  • beannoss
    beannoss reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • galerietierra
    galerietierra liked this · 3 months ago
  • eversopeculiar
    eversopeculiar reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • evalazzara
    evalazzara reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • xiaokuer-schmetterling
    xiaokuer-schmetterling liked this · 5 months ago
  • unrulyandstubborn
    unrulyandstubborn liked this · 6 months ago
  • the-jesterrr
    the-jesterrr liked this · 6 months ago
  • th33bab33
    th33bab33 reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • abortionpostbirth
    abortionpostbirth liked this · 6 months ago
  • ameliascreampuffs
    ameliascreampuffs liked this · 6 months ago
  • silv3rclouds
    silv3rclouds reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • silv3rclouds
    silv3rclouds liked this · 6 months ago
  • calm-gentleman-blog1
    calm-gentleman-blog1 liked this · 6 months ago
  • theshadowinyourstep
    theshadowinyourstep liked this · 6 months ago
  • a666ie
    a666ie reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • a666ie
    a666ie liked this · 6 months ago
  • peridot-pineapple
    peridot-pineapple reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • the-littlest-of-all-bitches
    the-littlest-of-all-bitches liked this · 6 months ago
  • ragsretrovideoplus
    ragsretrovideoplus reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • ragsretrovideoplus
    ragsretrovideoplus liked this · 6 months ago
  • allowed-to-take-up-space
    allowed-to-take-up-space liked this · 6 months ago
  • softgothbabe
    softgothbabe reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • merecashhh
    merecashhh liked this · 6 months ago
  • letmeinnnn
    letmeinnnn liked this · 6 months ago
  • ridemylittlepoohbear
    ridemylittlepoohbear liked this · 6 months ago
  • fredtheemoplant
    fredtheemoplant liked this · 6 months ago
  • jackthelass96
    jackthelass96 liked this · 6 months ago
  • helios-co
    helios-co liked this · 6 months ago
  • globsworld
    globsworld reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • globsworld
    globsworld liked this · 6 months ago
  • imnot-reallygay
    imnot-reallygay liked this · 6 months ago
  • nic-noodle
    nic-noodle reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • nic-noodle
    nic-noodle liked this · 6 months ago
  • 99biscuits
    99biscuits liked this · 6 months ago
  • deathbystereo3666
    deathbystereo3666 liked this · 6 months ago
  • nihtscada
    nihtscada liked this · 6 months ago
  • sayten-the-hellspawn
    sayten-the-hellspawn reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • sayten-the-hellspawn
    sayten-the-hellspawn liked this · 6 months ago
  • stranger-ok
    stranger-ok liked this · 6 months ago
  • fantopias-stuff
    fantopias-stuff liked this · 6 months ago
  • sunstoneboy
    sunstoneboy liked this · 6 months ago
  • steelheartandsoul
    steelheartandsoul liked this · 6 months ago
zuffaellig3 - same shit different day
zuffaellig3
same shit different day

I got deleted again used to be zuffaellig2 25 M German Bi Dms open

98 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags