Don’t Kick Me Out, Just Take Me Out Back And Shoot Me. We All Know I Deserve It, I’ll Pay You My

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

ARE YOU JOKING

salmon szn

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

she dunged on my dragons til i and

The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.