Okay Mommy

Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

James: Have you been drinking enough water?

Regulus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic

slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

Promise you'll treat me like a dog with a bite history and you're the last white girl with a savior complex on earth

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

Bucky in Thunderbolts* is giving Single Dad Who Is With His Unruly Kids In Public And Just Wants Peace And A Cold Beer

sources? a little birdie et al., 2024