You Are Right Dear Fish, Pain Is Temporary, Nikto Is Forever, I Will Hang On......

I can't stop thinking about Nikto being a melodramatic bitch, you can't talk to this man for shit.

Like you're trying to plan a date:

"Hey baby are you free tomorrow?" You ask with your phone pressed between your ear and your shoulder, comparing packages of chicken for dinner. You know he eats a lot. "No man is free when he has to work for a living," Nikto tells you without a hint of hesitation, "but we are available."

or he cuts himself helping with dinner:

He holds his sliced finger up to the light, inspecting the wound while your eyes widen. He seems to sense you panic, probably with the way you're furiously googling "how to tell if you need stitches" and glances your way, setting the knife to the side. "The only pain we cannot suffer is being away from you." He assures you. "That's great baby," You tell him in a rush, already grabbing your keys, "wrap a towel around that and get in the car.

Or worse still running into one of your friends:

You'd sent Nikto to grab some beer from the cooler, while you chat with your work friend at the pharmacy counter. She's nice, you like her, definitely could see her becoming an outside of work friend. Until Nikto shows up with the six pack in hand. "Woah, he is big." She grins, Nikto grunts and glances towards the bustling pharmacy technicians. "I bet you don't get much sleep with this guy around," Your friend jokes, nudging you with a wink. You feel yourself warm, your cheeks pulling at your lips with an embarrassed smile. "We do not sleep," Nikto grumbles, "we only fall into darkness until the sun brings us back." You wince. You friend gives you a look with a strained smile.

You just want him to stop saying odd shit.

one day at a time

i just gotta get through this week

they told me they like me. what now 💀

having a crush on someone makes me want to take a step back and reconnect with nature man, please pray for me during this hard time

i am sorry i haven't been answering asks, i live in shame

Nikto checking their home security camera, in the living room. His wife is doing yoga. But only in her pullover sweater and underwear. Make it it even worse.

He’s got the BIGGEST hard-on! While on the cargo plane

Ahaha!! I can picture this too tho

He's literally staring at you as you do your yoga so calmly. Fuck, you're in a downward dog? And he gets to see your full ass from the camera's view? The way your underwear just get a little stuck makes him fucking hard, it makes your ass look big as hell.

And he's just there, watching his phone while everyone else prepped to jump from the plane. Nikto couldn't care less, getting to see your pretty bum all in the air, exposed legs moving slowly to adjust positions. Fuck, his pants were so tight on his groin 😩

Then he has to go through the whole mission with a boner, thinking of nothing but you as he risks his life for his job. Ah, but at least the money is going into getting you a new yoga membership :)

@fishsinsareacknowledged @zoloftwithdrawalnausea @frogcereal29 @puracatt @latinoid @xoxunhinged @simping4konig

lord let me make good art please

Hoarder Nikto or Minimalist König?

both!

thinking..thinking.. thought thunk!

minimalist!konig.. mmmh, könig sees no use for worthless things, he keeps what he needs close and that’s all that matters, it’s what’s worked for the past 30 odd years—why would he change his ways? he’s a simple man, with simple ways. a simple life, kill, eat, sleep, repeat. he doesn’t see an issue with the limited belongings in his house, a tv & sofa in his livingroom, a bed and wardrobe in his bedroom.

it’s like something out of a jail, and when he brings you over for the first time— you have to double check you’re inside a house, looking up at könig as he made you some soup in the kitchen, ginger hair tied up in a messy bun.

‘you don’t decorate?’

‘ nein. i do decorate.’

‘..where? the fucking titanic?’

when u move in, safe to say you add your own sparkle and spice to his once-blank house, although, he’s not pleased.

~

hoarder!nikto… oh, god. this man doesn’t know when to let go, he’s afraid of losing, afraid of letting go despite his adaptation to loss—and that affects his day to day life, he has thousands of letters stuffed in his drawers, receipts tucked into the folds of his wallet, old trinkets rammed into closets and cluttered atop hall-tables, poor sputnik has to jump over a few things sometimes.

it’s not disgusting, he’s not a pig—but it’s not healthy. you come over to his house, lips tangled together as you stumbled through the door, almost tripping over the large collection of boxes that gathered in his doorway, spending the rest of the evening attempting to convince him to rid of items, instead of fucking.

‘what about this, it’s a fucking wooden mouse.’

‘that is rat. kitty likes it.’

‘kto-to can live without a wooden fucking rat, nikto.’

‘we cannot.’

he’ll never change, but all you can do is slowly sell things and hope he never realises, or give them to charity.

‘why the fuck our many clocks gone?’

thank you for the tag, dear @madstronaut ! this is very fun to do :3

last song: serani poji - lovelabor

favourite colour: red

currently watching: makeup tutorial 👍 doing makeup is just so fun to me even though the looks i can do are very limited, it's like making art but less time consuming and more rewarding in terms of gratification after finishing it.

last movie: i think it's seven (1992) i like to think that johnny cage is in place of brad pitt

current obsessions: johnny cage, i even have an itabag decorated with framed photocards of him ;w; will show will show!

last thing i googled: "високосный год группа"

relationship status: it's very easy to guess. i have nikto and johnny cage in my cold dead heart ❤️ literally manifesting them at this point haha

no pressure tags: @fishsinsareacknowledged @demothers-empty-blog @god-o-bees @malrows @enigmaue

people i want to get to know better

ty @sunshinehaze1 and @ace-turned-confused !!! <3

these tag games are like the closest nostalgia rush to posting surveys on MySpace and I'm always saying that's the form of social media this world needs to go back to

last song: Caged Bird - Myles Cameron

favourite colour: yellow unless it's to wear, then black

currently watching: Vice Principals

last movie: To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

current obsessions: objectifying (fictional) ARMs and BULGE

relationship status: under construction; ask again later

last thing i googled: HAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRY I HAVE TO SHARE

i was trying to find this tiktok, but i only have these screenshots um anyone happens to have it lemme know thx

passing it to:

@auteurdelabre @gothcsz @lovely-vamp-princess

@moodstabilizr @magneticecstasy @hoelaris

@purpleprincess75 @bitchesuntitled @pastawench

@swankyorange @thischarmingmandalorian @syd-djarin

@itwasntimethatdidit40 @thundermartini @miss-oranje-disco-dancer

@wand-erer5 @pedrito-is-punk @roseswithoutpetals

｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ so real mother, i am so eepy but there are so many things to be done

i keep lying to myself again and again about really finishing my tasks after a small nap at midnight

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE when you have time ofc CAN YOU DO SOME SIMPLE ANATOMY TIPS AND SHII? I CAN'T DRAW BODIES AND YOU DO IT SO NICELY 😭

waaaa, i am underqualified for this since i am winging it most of the time and only stay in my comfort zone by drawing simple poses

however i will list something that i think may come in handy under the read more so that the post wouldn't be too long 👍

- using references, geometric shapes and all that stuff

- knowing the relative proportions of the body (like how eyes are one eye apart and how the elbow is as long as the ribcage)

- usually the biceps are relatively bigger than the deltoids, i just learned this recently and i think it makes my drawn arms look nicer

and here is something i realize i have been doing unconsciously.

when painting, there is soft edges and hard edges right? with similar principle, when drawing, there are straight lines and curved line. though i mostly just draw softer bodies using more curved lines, knowing where to put straight lines may make the overall silhouette more appealing?

and bottom right is how i simplify the body.

i hope this is helpful, at least a little bit. :3 if you'd like, i could also share my speed paint and process though it's usually not very impressive.