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not a lot, i also gave a ghost photocard i got to a person i met so the collection got smaller. and i think i missed the ghost and könig postcards, sadge. happy to get oggy's postcard and photocard though (as giveaways yippee). oh yeah i forgot to include strawberry ghost standee.

i will make a cod goodies haul tomorrow

i used to have a price account on twitter but i don't vibe with twitter's atmosphere, might repost some price art here let's see

will you guys be alright with me posting price stuffs too?

Wrote this up with some help from @fishsinsareacknowledged , please check out their cod content it's so yummy!!!

Nikto who acts like a territorial and hypervigilent guard dog whenever a repairman/electrician is in the home. He doesn't like it. He can do it just fine, take care of your home. Ask for him- no need for a guy to come over. Nikto you can't fix wires for shit dear

He's constantly hovering- stoic and watching. Monitoring, he likes to call it. You think he's trying to set the poor repairman on fire with his stare. Stood in the doorway with his arms crossed firmly across his broad chest, icy feline eyes staring at him like the man was a juicy mouse.

Nikto who makes useful commentary orders towards the repair guy.

"Hurry".

"Hm. You are using the wrong tool, here, this is better".

"Do this- not like that".

Nikto who won't leave you alone in a room with the man. He's peering over his shoulder to keep an eye on you- paranoid about a stranger being in your safe space. He's not distrustful of you- far from it. He'd let you hold a razor to his throat and not feel an ounce of fear. It's this stranger he doesn't trust.

Afterwards he's sombre. Solemn. Paws at the nape of your neck with a warm palm, grumbling a deep gravely sigh- a sigh of relief now that this unfamiliar man and his unfamiliar smell is out of your home now.

"we were...Hostile. Very sorry llubov". He struggles to swallow his own words, but his eyes are sincere. You scratch at his chin playfully. He melts against your nails.

"guard dog".

"yes ma'am".

Masterlist

guys, I'm drawing very slowly, one picture takes around 3 evenings to finish. But how about a game?

ritalin, my wife

wwaaaeeeww yes please!!!

"Smiling at the person that doesn't like me."

-Cheer for babies/And The Kids

Tw: Self deprecating thoughts, mostly sfw just angsty, alcoholic/smoker nikto

Nikto didn't like you. At least thats what you thought. You couldn't see behind the mask. You couldn't see the countless nights he's pondered getting down on his knees and begging you to have him, to kill him or let him live he'd let you decide.

A sinner to a judge, endlessly skewed only to be brought underneath your presence.

He prays you'll save him, sometimes just the thought of you saves him.

You save him from countless nights of blackout drinking. Saving him from endless chain-smoking. Save him from ending it all.

Sometimes he understands it. How he was raised, maybe they had it too.

Maybe they were as sick in the head as he was.

Maybe then he'd understand it all.

Oh how he'd treat you to the finest things if he could. Restrained by his own pride. What a useless thing he was told to upkeep. Would pride have saved him from countless beatings? Would pride have saved him from poison poured into his brain from his ears and tongue?

Would pride let him have you?

He should throw it all away really. Just ignore his own life and thoughts to be your toy. Its a fate befitting for him, something new, recycled.

Strip himself nude and prostrate himself for your amusement.

What foolish thoughts.

But it was befitting for him.

Maybe he could live at your feet. Rediscover ways to feel, teaching an old dog new tricks.

Maybe he should just be normal and treat you to a dinner date. It would he normal, maybe not to him but maybe to you.

Drink a couple wine glasses and eat, a compromise between him and you.

It sounds nice in theory but could he handle all that? Maybe for you he could.

Become nice and sweet for you, something better for you yet still his own person.

Fuck, you were changing him into a person.

He should smile back when you smile at him.

thank you buddy @enigmaue for the tag! i love this kind of personality quiz :3

no pressure tag: @vxmpyree @koeni9in @milkteaarttime @simp4konig @madstronaut and anyone else who would like to do this :3

here it is, the only personality quiz that matters: what vegetable are you?

i’m starting this, i’m tagging @sunsetskylane @shatterthefragments @branches-in-a-flood @vamprlestat @alkalineghoul @bubacorn @stellasplendens please i want to know lmao

this one person is paying me so much for my silly commission and i am obligated to draw it well and maybe draw them a little chibi as a gift too

i have to lock in right now or i will be so cooked