How Would Nikto Murder

i need to get through this week

NIKTO WITH BOWS LIKE THE ONE ON YOUR PFP I NEED IT DETAILED MY DEARR DETAILED YOU HEAR

of course and i even gave him bottom lashes in this one :3

Nikto X Kruger, (sorry i dont know german so it may be shi-) Hope you all enjoy

Hes iss bear

в лесу медведь :3

(also look at this epic fanart on twitter)

the lord keeps sending me red flags with writing hobby man, please stop

Ooooooouhh my toes are getting all sweaty and curly at the thought of him snookums

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YASSS bby ({;}) curly toes 🤣💗

I present to you…

Cringe things with Nikto 🫣🤍

Nikto truly believes he’s the best cook in the world. He isn’t, his food is borderline inedible. One birthday he made you a cake, used salt instead of sugar. You had to pretend to enjoy it while your eyes watered.

When you first met, Nikto was barely domesticated. Sleeping at weird hours and prowling around the house. Then he started reorganising all your kitchen cupboards to try and keep himself busy. Now he gets genuinely heartbroken if you move a single tin out of it’s place. “It’s my masterpiece milaya, don’t spoil it.”

Pounding you into the mattress one night, you both went in for a sloppy kiss at the same time. It was dark, his head smacked against your chin. You ended up in the doctors office with a profusely bleeding lip, dressed only in your lingerie and a coat. Nikto kept telling him it was a sex injury, while you died of embarrassment.

Nikto will call you at all hours of the day, wherever he is in the world, for almost feral phone sex. If you don’t pick up he leaves you the horniest voicemails. You made the mistake of answering your phone, at a set of lights with a cop car next to you once. Both officials gave you the thumbs up, as your boyfriend grunted through your vehicles speakers at full blast.

After your first minor fight, Nikto thought it was over. He got absolutely wasted because he was so miserable. Then you had to go and pick him up from the bar, while he told you vehemently how much he loves you. The slurring resulted in a lot of spit going everywhere, then he passed out fully clothed in your bed. Snored all night. You didn’t catch a wink.

You tried to go out for a nice meal one time, something romantic. But you both got chucked out of the restaurant, because Nikto managed to sweet talk his fingers into your panties. The owner threw a glass of water over him, when he asked them what the problem was. Needless to say it didn’t cool him off in the slightest. You’ve never been able to go back.

You bought one of those mould your own dildo kits, because you miss his cock when he’s abroad. You both got plaster everywhere, it ended up looking like a wonky mess and you couldn’t stop laughing. He chases you around the house sometimes with it.

He absolutely loves chick flicks, the cheesier the better. Has been known to shed a tear when the couple make their declarations of love at the end. It makes you giggle, seeing your extremely fierce man well up over the worst plot lines.

Nikto talks a big game, but when you get on top and ride him, he gets absolutely fucked dumb. Barely able to do anything but moan, eyes screwed up so he doesn’t cum on the spot. You could offer him reverse cowgirl and he’d give you anything you want in exchange.

Well... I wanted to film a speedpoint for you, but in an attempt to solve the problem with the connection in the laptop, I resorted to drastic measures – returning to factory settings while saving personal files.

In order to be safe, all the most valuable items were prudently transferred to an external hard drive. Alas, technology does not always meet our expectations: the digital medium, like a traitor, made a fatal mistake. Despite the desperate attempts of resuscitation, it is not possible to return the data. Overnight, I lost all my works, even those that were not published. But the video intended for the speedpaint still survived. Of course, I don't intend to give up the idea of creating a new video, but I admit it will take me some time, studying is now the first priority. I understand that I rarely post work, but I'm in my final year of medical school, writing my diploma, going to work, and generally trying to make a living. Excuse me.

I'm sorry if what I wrote doesn't sound right, crooked, I'm not a native English speaker.

If you're interested, here's my telegram channel: [ link ]

and sorry for not answering asks, i live in shame (again) and i draw very slowly

brah my post got yeeted