repost cause tags weren't showing up
brah my post got yeeted
my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man
i found it and i have deactivated all the cards bruh
bruh, i lost my wallet with limited edition price image and old coins in it, could things get any worse
brah time goes by so fast, i just woke up i swear
happy thai new year everyone
This kimchi is so good, sorry you're the first person I saw I recognized on my list and just. Im gonna yap. This fucking kimchi is sweet, which I have never tasted before and secondly its soft, but not soggy soft its moreso softly crunchy and that shit is wonderful. I'm eating it with potatoes and holy shit. Alright yap over.
enjoy your kimchi and potato! and what if i tell you that i am also eating kimchi (on its own) πππ
Nikto checking their home security camera, in the living room. His wife is doing yoga. But only in her pullover sweater and underwear. Make it it even worse.
Heβs got the BIGGEST hard-on! While on the cargo plane
Ahaha!! I can picture this too tho
He's literally staring at you as you do your yoga so calmly. Fuck, you're in a downward dog? And he gets to see your full ass from the camera's view? The way your underwear just get a little stuck makes him fucking hard, it makes your ass look big as hell.
And he's just there, watching his phone while everyone else prepped to jump from the plane. Nikto couldn't care less, getting to see your pretty bum all in the air, exposed legs moving slowly to adjust positions. Fuck, his pants were so tight on his groin π©
Then he has to go through the whole mission with a boner, thinking of nothing but you as he risks his life for his job. Ah, but at least the money is going into getting you a new yoga membership :)
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