"The Mother Never Told Me It Would Be This Lonely..."

Aren't we allz a bit deluluz!!! X3

WHAT THE FUCK

I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

for my next trick i need a very tall building

hhhhhhh

HE

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

im not even american but i want that 600

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

well, lets try this (delulu as hell)

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

hi im aro and i am here! hello :DD

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

i love the funky dj spotify because be could be like "these songs are for that those funky vibes" then the next song is like FUCK YOU FUCK YOU VERY VERY MUCH and i love him for that

Dialogues to Kick-start your Chapter/Writer's Block

"Excuse me?"

"Why?"

"Where?"

"How?"

"When?"

"What?"

"No."

"Yes."

"Hell no."

"Hell yes!"

"Fuck off!"

"Fuck me!"

"In what world!"

"Which time?"

"Are you sure?"

"I don't think so."

"Not really,"

"Maybe, if you think about it—"

"What the fuck."

"Okay, catch this (insert ridiculous proposition)"

"So, I'll meet you at 6?"

"For the millionth fucking time—"

"Ya think?"

"This is it, then?"

"Come to my place. Now."

"She's called you. Right now."

"Oh, we're so screwed!"

"Hey."

"Don't do that."

"You've lost it. Completely lost it."

"What were you thinking?"

"I am confident that you belong in an asylum."

"I think you should get some help."

"Shove it up your ass!"

"Piss on it."

"I have a list and you're the top 5."

"I'd never do that."

"I'd definitely do that."

"It does sound like something I'll say, but I didn't say it. I swear!"

"Do you have any idea how hard it is?"

(as a response to the above dialogue ^) "Not harder than me for sure." / "It's not hard. Or else you wouldn't be doing it at all."

"Maybe I just need a little alcohol."

"Smells like jealousy to me."

"Lord, please."

- ashlee