Troubled Ingénue .

men don't even stitch up 8ft amalgamations of corpses anymore in hopes of creating new and perfect life within their dormitory anymore. due to woke

I love reading about pathetic men who fall under the damsel in distress trope and their "friend," who is soft and kind to them when they are sick or hurt.

finally sharing my classic shoujo memes with the public (cheers erupt from my crowd of adoring fans)

Been busy with summer work lately so here r some destress clervalstein doodles bc that’s apparently all I can draw as of late

I finished reading narcissus & goldmund btw. Insane fucking book. Absoltuely fucking crazy book. if i posted all the insane moments wed be here forever but i can't fucking go on without posting this bit and making you all look at it.

I had to do it.

Victor secretly wanted a mini Henry.

(Trust me)

Original:

Have him taking a nap on a bench.

Just your local 8ft tall stitched together homeless man.

Miss Adrian Andrews

Do you see my vision. (Adam Sandler has to play just the most regular guy known to man while Kermit is absolutely gobsmacked horrified at his abhorrent existence and What He’s Done)

Keanu Reeves & River Phoenix // Romeo & Juliet