Big Sagebrush

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

LANDESLAGER OMG das beste haben einfach ein lagercafe WAS will man mehr

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

i guess i'm not as despairing as many people about the future of the planet simply because the fact that we're not in way worse shape today suggests the earth is crazy resilient

Reading anything about environmental history is like "and by 1956 the river was so full of uranium and bubonic plague that the only living organism found in it was an single amoeba which died immediately after being documented" and I'm like okay maybe today's problems aren't necessarily uniquely disastrous and unsolvable

pls can we stop climate change asap i cant do another summer of increasing humidity

source? it was revealed during my nature walk.

"Mach dir gar keinen Stress, ich hab genug Töpfe. [...] Dann lass uns die Woche zum großen Topftausch treffen. Die große Topf-Rochade."