LANDESLAGERR

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

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using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever

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LANDESLAGERR

more things i’ve discovered after 2 years of raising garden snails:

- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement - they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with - they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!! - they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!) - u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!) - they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something - absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt - u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr - as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily - babies. absolute baby children - speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!! - some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important