Der Onkel Der Vllt Ne Tante Ist (das Weiß Er Selber Nicht So Genau Mal So Mal So) Ist SO Ein Mood

Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

Lower Linton Falls

Been working in pest control for 3 months now and i can confidently say that nobody on earth seems to understand that sometimes You Will See A Bugs and that's Normal if you live literally anywhere with oxygen

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever

LANDESLAGER OMG das beste haben einfach ein lagercafe WAS will man mehr

[Image ID: A picture of a bee and a wasp, both labeled. Both are colored yellow and black. Facts are listed about each one in their respective columns.

Bee:

Cute and fuzzy, like a friend

Make honey

Come in pretty colors with different occupations (blue orchard bee, carpenter bee)

Pollinators!

Freeloaders who will come build hives in the walls of your house

Communicate with dancing

According to all known laws of aviatin, honey bees can fly up to 15 mph

Like sweet things

Over 20,000 species--not just honeybees!

Wasp:

Cool and sleek, like a motorcycle

Prey on pests

Come in pretty, iridescent colors (ruby tailed wasp)

Will try to mooch off your drinks (so check your cans!)

Pollinators!

Leave you paper nests that you can sell to collectors

Communicate with smells

Like sweet things

Over 30,000 species--not just [kind I hate]

At the very bottom, in smaller text, is the URL bug-maniac.tumblr.com. /End ID]

NO ANTI-WASP SENTIMENTS ON THIS POST

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

Dewerstone Woods Dartmoor UK

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

Blue tits around the feeding area and an approaching masked robber