I Swear To God We’re Living In A Gmod Server This Is Too Fucking Insane To Be Real

trans woman: i wish that guy would fuck off

matt photomatt mullenweg, ceo of wordpress and tumblr: "that guy" as in me? "fuck off" as in off this mortal coil? as per our zero tolerance policy, he, i mean they, i mean you, are banned for life.

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

Oh no he found a shirt version

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you're an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????

I'm so fucking stressed right now I'm about to throw a brick through a glass pane I swear to god

Don’t call me “Babygirl” again, Kakarot.

be a witch and go into a magical realm to collect supplies and find out which north american animal will choose you as its companion

leg hurt, but at least i have gender now

Life is unbearable. Please save my children; I don't want them to die in Gaza. If I don't survive, please don't forget them. Save them after I'm gone.❤️🙏

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