During our 5th grade performance of Alice in Wonderland, (In which I played Alice) I was supposed to swing this pink plastic lawn flamingo like a golf club, but the body of the flamingo came flying off the legs, and it hit someone in the audience. I had to improve, so I looked at the actress playing the Queen of hearts and gave her a scandalized look before going and retrieving the body of the decapitated plastic flamingo
Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”.
Foreshortening my beloved \( ̄︶ ̄*\))
Day 7? What am I fighting for? Zero
I haven’t used copics in years it seems so this was fun!
okay.. I'm going to try to get out of this funk of whatever is wrong with me..
50 notes: drink water
100 notes: buy school supplies
200 notes: finally clean my depression room
250 notes: do my summer reading for school
300 notes: fix my guitar strings
400 notes: dust and deep vacuum my room
500 notes: try fix my fried hair
600 notes: try eat 3 normal meals
750: replace my old stuff and get new things like clothes and new hygiene products
800: apply for those jobs ive been looking at
900: sign up for math tutoring so I don't fail high school
1000 notes: start writing drafts for my short films
2000 notes: finish the draft for my tv show script
10 million: fully finish both drafts and direct and produce them and sell them to a studio
Whenever the ice breaker of what animal you would turn into in a fight passed around, I always say stoat.
I’m not a bear or a lion or anything powerful. I’m a short ass bitch with 0 muscle mass, but I am petty as fuck, much like a certain snow weasel with tiny knives for teeth.
if a fight ever were to arise, I would turn into a stoat, and slip away, but while my enemy sleeps, I would worm into their house, destroy all their pottery, ruin their clothes, and chew up their social security card. Plus for whatever reason, stoats are deathproof, so they would never catch me. Plus, they would never be able to look someone in the eyes and tell them they got their house wrecked by a long rat that weights 10 pounds soaking wet
I’m always one step ahead.
Life is unbearable. Please save my children; I don't want them to die in Gaza. If I don't survive, please don't forget them. Save them after I'm gone.❤️🙏
Linktober 2023 day 30: favorite game
Breath of the wild is just so good. I haven't played a game yet that's beat it
I made this with the cursed link generator made by @gaylactic-fire. I'll definitely be making at least one more, this was very fun!
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This blog has no consistent purpose, but if you wanna hang out, I got soup in the back. He/They, Bi, and fueled by caffiene, spite, and an endlessly shifting catalogue of fandoms. Blog is queer friendly. TERFs, Trump-supporters, and bigots of all kinds DNI. Free Palestine.
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